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[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I once was on a Southwest flight and I managed to get boarding position C4. It took everything to deny my inner troll and shout

I'VE GOT C4! RIGHT HERE, I'VE GOT C4! ANYONE ELSE GOT C4?!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago

"No, but I got SEMTEX."

[-] brsrklf@jlai.lu 26 points 1 year ago

This is quite a complex situation.

[-] Xatolos@reddthat.com 26 points 1 year ago
[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure this is just how ya zero sum when you fail to achieve CHIM.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 year ago

Just gotta wait for the imaginary plane.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Is the area of an imaginary plane always -1?

[-] krippix@feddit.org 17 points 1 year ago
[-] shininghero@pawb.social 15 points 1 year ago

๐“ช๐“ต๐“ธ๐“ท๐“ฎ

[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

The trick is to just get in line and pretend you don't understand the concept of groups like everyone else does.

[-] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Silver lining is they wonโ€™t have to deal with LAX.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 year ago

"Where are we?"

"I can certainly tell you where we aren't: the universe."

[-] moon@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 year ago

This is how you end up in the backrooms

[-] tiberius@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I'm just impressed the ticket system supported that symbol.

[-] limelight79@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

My God, it's full of passengers!

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Imagine there's no heaven

[-] Rednax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

His group is absolutely 1.

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Aye, Captain!

[-] ninjabard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Good timing as I have two flights today.

this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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