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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by ButtBidet@hexbear.net to c/movies@hexbear.net

Some obvious examples

  • the holodeck gets a fatal software error and people are stuck in a classic novel
  • a shuttle breaks down and crashes into a habitable planet
  • the federation loses a space battle, but thankfully there's some space jungle (nebula, asteroid field, etc) to hide out in, thankfully within sub light distances
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[-] lime@feddit.nu 21 points 11 months ago
  • Lwaxana is allowed onboard
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

I laughed out loud.

"There's a diplomatic crisis in the region and we need to ferry our resident horny milf to the summit for the third time this week"

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Oh, would you look at that, only the Enterprise is available for such a dangerous mission!!

Kirk smirks. Clearly he and the smoke show ambassador "know" each other. Spock raises an eyebrow.

Next time it happens, it's some "alien" and Bones gets to work on some exotic antibiotics that the captain is going to need soon.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

every alien looks like a human with a skin condition. no, you cant handwave this shit away with the forerunner/precursor/progenitor shit.

[-] peppersky@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago

im gonna let you in on a little secret: most of those aliens were actually played by human beings with make-up on. very few sci-fi shows actually cast real aliens, and even then human beauty standards often get in the way of things

[-] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 11 months ago

any pointers as to which use the real thing?

[-] peppersky@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

Little shop of horrors

[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago
[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago
[-] huf@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

yeah i know why they do it. it still dont make no sense.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

Can't have sexual tension with a spider race. Or we can, but people aren't ready.

[-] someone@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

Can't have sexual tension with a spider race. Or we can, but people aren't ready.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

that's a normal woman with a headdress. this is what i'm talking about.

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

I thought this was going to be sexy shelob from that one game

[-] someone@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

My #2 reason why I love Farscape. They had a shoestring budget, but damn if they didn't try their best to make alien-looking aliens whenever they could.

Of course reason #1 is these two. If they liked my vibes from across the bar, I would probably lose the ability to talk around them and start sweating uncontrollably.

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Chiana and twliek-worf were also hot

[-] someone@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

I am dying at "twilek Worf". dax-stoked

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

Every console regardless of its function can and will explode

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago
[-] pencil_nerd@mander.xyz 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
  • Everything is 47-something

  • Some energy wave is coming at the ship but they can't, just, fly over it

  • Exploding duty station computers

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

Some energy wave is coming at the ship but they can't, just, fly over it

picard-pointing try doing this weird sciency thingie

geordi-no [beeping sounds] no it's not working

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Someone dies, the people standing right next to them are calm, cool, and collected. Even if red shirt Ricky was their good friend.

[-] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
  • everyone is really into 20th century earth stuff

  • an admiral is crazed and evil (Starfleet really has some corruption problems)

[-] someone@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

an admiral is crazed and evil (Starfleet really has some corruption problems)

I would love to see an "Upper Decks" series of some kind. Set at the admiralty, have it be about the decent ethical admirals who are going out of their minds trying to rein in their crazy colleagues.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There's a time travel episode and it's always to some place that looks like southern California in the mid-1990's

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

Not really a trope, and also a thing that's weird because you'd think it'd happen more often: The Horny Disease.

In the real world, that stuff would be going around every other day.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

It's called Captain Kirk syndrome.

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Tucker actually got pregnant so Kirk wasn't that much of a Horndog.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Oh shit, I forgot about that lol! Every ship has it's sex pest, but Kirk was the most prominent and overt womanizer imo. In one episode he keeps making out with an adult woman with the mind of an 8 year old.

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

I didn't remember that! Seems dodgy to me.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah, it's the one where they get abducted and forced to fight for the entertainment of some brains in a jar.

CW:SA At one point they convince you that Uhura is beingremovedd, but after enough protest the barbarian guy backs off. Kirks makeout sesh is framed as something that helps the child mind lady to become self aware and being to grow. It's a weird episode.

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Oh yeah, I have a vague memory of that. It's been a long time since I've seen tos.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

The chief engineer saves the day by inverting the polarity on the matter/anti-matter phase injector system allowing the ship to escape the space anomaly they are trapped in

[-] CascadeOfLight@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Bridge officers dying in space combat from being thrown off their feet and hitting their head on a panel or screen, or from debris falling on them.

I feel like wearing the slightest amount of armor (or even just a bike helmet!) into battle would have saved dozens of highly decorated ship captains, even admirals, from abrupt ends to their careers.

[-] SupFBI@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Or how about this....harnesses!

I guess a Ralph Nader sort never existed in the Star Trek timeline.

[-] someone@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I laughed for a solid minute when I watched the Orville pilot episode and seatbelts were (a) used appropriately and (b) solved an immediate crisis.

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The Enterprise is always the only ship that's within range to mitigate a crisis, even when it is near Earth, the capitol world of the Federation and where the big orbital shipyards are.

[-] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

When there is radiation, everyone is always totally fine yet the "one minute to lethal exposure" always goes all the way into the last minute. Nobody has any issues before that thought.

All the illnesses, parasites and exposures that happen that they don't just remove with the beamy thingy.

Even the aliens are very into 20th century Earth stuff, European and USA stuff especially.

All-cabable entities are for some reason petty and mean and super interested in historical Earth stuff.

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Even the aliens are very into 20th century Earth stuff, European and USA stuff especially.

It would be interesting to see a new Star Trek show explore this phenomena and frame it as human supremacism within the Federation considering they're the most important founding species. Would be cool if existing shows already explored this but that would be too much to expect from 90s/00s TV.

[-] KhanCipher@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Every single time a pre-warp civilization is going through a major crisis, the officers need to have a meeting in the important meeting room to discuss whether or not intervening and breaking the prime directive would do more good than harm while also displaying the worst bits of moral cowardice while debating it.

Yes, I really hate PD episodes from TNG onwards. I know lower decks lampshaded the most egregious one in TNG, where Picard decided to take his ball and fuck off at the end.

[-] 843563115848z@thelemmy.club 3 points 11 months ago

Way too many actual WWII nazis. I think they are in every series, except DS9. But that one has its own version.

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

I am more annoyed by the lack of what should happen, but doesn't.

Captain's Log, Stardate everyday: Space is still empty and boring.

Data: We're approaching an asteroid.

Picard: On screen. Is there anything interesting about this asteroid?

Data: it is almost entirely composed of iron and silicon dioxide.

Picard: still the most interesting thing we have encountered in months.

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