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[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 168 points 1 week ago

"We have to keep trying!" ~Elon to Trump

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago

The first sentence of a horrible Elon x Trump fanfiction.

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

What do you mean fiction? Why else would Musk have moved in with Turnip?

[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago

Besides the idiocy of the statement, these people don't understand the toll that pregnancy has on the body.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 63 points 1 week ago

Elon definitely looks like he's been pregnant 17 times...

Idk, Elong looks significantly worse than that

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I guess he's running low on blood boys.

So he admits at least 17 guys have nutted in him

[-] Spezi@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago

At least 18, one of them is sterile due to age and bad nutrition.

[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What on earth is the implication here?

Edit: I've learned far more about this man's personal life than I wanted to, wtf lmao I feel so bad for his kids

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 1 week ago

Elon takes it up the ass on the regular.

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago

Elon has like a dozen kids and his dad compares having kids to horse breeding and believes that the only thing we’re here on earth to do is have kids. So I think the implication is that Elon is a fucking psycho who would allow himself to be impregnated in order to further grow humanity (which is something Elon has said he wants to encourage everyone to do).

[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 5 points 1 week ago

The reboot of Succession in 20 years is going to be wild.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 week ago

Dude has a serious breeding fetish. He does not keep it to himself, at all.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 15 points 1 week ago

Elons a slut

Strider Musk (2021) — with Shivon Zilis

Techno Mechanicus Musk (2022) — with Grimes

Child whose name is not known (2024) — with Shivon Zilis

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 week ago

I doubt he would think the same after having one for 9 months

[-] Nunar@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

He would have had 17 abortions

[-] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 20 points 1 week ago

After 16 children choose emancipation....

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago

Men can give birth though....

[-] XOXOX@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Found another Elon alt account.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

I don't support him in any way, just though that musk mpreg was funny.

[-] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago
[-] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago
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