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[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 171 points 2 months ago

awesome, that will go nicely with my 6-month financing for last week's Papa Joe's pizza

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago

Considering i don't plan on retiring, this is fine -- i will leave as much debt as possible in my wake when i move onto the great gig in the sky 😇

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Except for the fact that you'll eventually have everything you own taken away AND be put in jail.

Debtors prison called debtor's prison might be illegal, but tons of de facto debtors prisons that de jure go by other names are becoming the standard way for US local and state governments to punish people for existing while poor.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I don't have, and won't have children.

When I get into my older years, I'm just gonna grab a couple thoussnd loans, and be done with life. Fuck it. I'm gonna spend my elderly years lonely, high off my ass, and giving the middle finger to society.

I figure I'll go to base ball games, and start drinking lemonaide with tea in it. And also take some drugs.

Look man. Don't even get me started about the damn 2020 rules that have stuck around.

I don't understand why they felt the NEED to play baseball during a global health pandemic, but if we're starting out already establishing the fact that they had to play baseball in that....THEN I say the 2020 rule changes made sense. For 2020.

But now??? Fuck the pitching clock. Fuck the extra innings man on second! I do NOT want my game sped up. I do not want a faster game. I want to sit in the sun, and enjoy a slow breezy summer day, in my happy place watching baseball. Look, I'll be 85. And now you're telling me my damn baseball ticket which cost me $30,000 because of inflation by 2067, now means I only get 2 hours of baseball??? Hell, thats hardly even enough time to find my seat! You know I don't walk so fast. I don't mean because I'll be 85. I'm 41 now, and I didn't walk so fast 20 years ago.

But now you tell me, after 85 years on this planet. Living through 9/11, a global pandemic, 6 terms of a trump presidency, global warming making winter in the north 115F degrees, and after all that bullshit, you wanna make my baseball shorter??? Oooooooh, and you wonder why us old timers are cranky! Boy let me tell you when I was a young spruce, I'd have pounded 15 shots of whiskey, drank about 24 beers, and then proceeded to mop the floor with you! Well lucky for you, I've only had 10 shots of whiskey, and 15 beers, but I also took some other extra ciricular activities, and now I'm not sure if you're a person, or if I'm talking to a lamp post again!

I'm gonna be a grumpy old man, who yells at the youth for not understanding things they weren't alive to experience.

It's gonna be great!

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[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 22 points 2 months ago

By next week you should be able to roll that over and get a second mortgage secured against the first pizza for a new pizza.

[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago

luckily I don't have to eat every day!

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[-] hawgietonight@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

should have gone to Mahjong's Pizza, you would have got a lower APR

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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 96 points 2 months ago

I wish Reddit wouldn't disable comments under ad-posts. Such a shitty website and so happy I left it for Lemmy.

[-] itsathursday@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago

Same thing with YouTube. I wish I could vent to the people responsible for putting rubbish in front of me. They deserve to hear my opinion as much as they think they have the right to serve me that ad.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

They know exactly what they're doing and they absolutely don't give a flying fuck about what you or I think of it.

[-] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

You’ve discovered the reason why comments are disabled 😅

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[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 19 points 2 months ago

I think ads on the internet should only be allowed if they allow comments, with extremely limited moderation capabilities so that they can't just delete all the comments they don't like.

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[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

There's so many ads now! It's crazy

[-] glowie@h4x0r.host 9 points 2 months ago

I barely go on X anymore, but I did the other day and saw a community note on an Ad and it virtually said it was a scam. I actually lol’d out loud.

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 94 points 2 months ago

Payday loans making a comeback, eh?

And because they don't appear on your credit check you can take a dozen out from different companies! What could possibly go wrong?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 2 months ago

Payday loans making a comeback, eh?

They never left. The financial vultures just keep renaming them and finding other loopholes to skirt regulations and keep trapping victims in their endless debt spirals.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 23 points 2 months ago

It tends to move around from scam to scam.

A lot of the payday loan companies seemed to disappear in the UK. The main one was Wonga, which went under after we made it so that companies lending money would have to pay compensation if they lent money to people who would be unlikely to be able to repay it.

Then there was places like BrightHouse which specialised in selling basic household items to poor people with a 99% APR on them. So that £300 washing machine ends up costing over £1000 by the time they own it.

The current one is places like Klarna, which is a buy now pay later system. Popular because it doesn't charge any interest (most of the money comes in fees from the retailers) and they don't put it on your credit history, but miss a payment and they'll be on you like a ton of bricks.

It's just the same thing over and over, which a slight change to skirt any new regulations. It's still the same cash flow problems underlying it all.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

I used to work for one the biggest in the UK. A lot of the new legislation at the time destroyed us. Deservingly so.

I felt our company wasn't the worse because we were upfront about what we would charge but we had a lot of sister companies that would have a lot of hidden charges and the execs loved those. Well, guess what, legislation hit us hard because all those others wouldn't be compliant.

Personally, I hated payday loans and I think they're horrible, but I worked at Barclays too. An interview I had with a team there was basically working on "cheating" taxes. So like, it's not much better for society in my opinion either.

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[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 45 points 2 months ago

They’ve been here to stay. They just yassified them and are now aiming them at a different demographic. They’re trying—against all logic—to gentrify poverty traps. Welcome to the future.

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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 53 points 2 months ago

Sponsored Lemmy Comment: Hungry for a can of beans? Sign up now and get $100 of debt in minutes!

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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 51 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm immediately wary of anything involving credit that I didn't seriously consider or plan for. I can't imagine going into debt because I'd rather drink coffee at Starbucks than at home.

[-] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Do you mean wary or does it make you tired?

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

Now you too can easily make a ten dollar coffee cost twenty!

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Wow a 100% interest rate? What a bargain!

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

For short term loans? You'd be so lucky to have it just double.

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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 35 points 2 months ago

This will be the new normal if we don't stop Capitalism now.

A world where you own nothing, and are expected to survive based solely on a debt that you are expected to pay back but it's an open secret that you never will.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 months ago

My first taste of pure evil capitalism was when my fast food job in college was forcing everyone to switch to getting a "cash card" rather than a check. That card had a $0.25 fee every time you used it.

I don't know if it still exists or if sane politicians told companies that shit was illegal.

[-] logos@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

They're trying to go back to the 1800s. The giant, old, textile factory near where I live had dorms where the workers would live on premises and were paid in script for the stores owned by the factory. Like coal villages. They converted them into luxury loft apartments now.

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[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 months ago

I thought I was being advertised to on Lemmy despite my various ad blockers and was furious for about 10 seconds lmao

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago
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[-] Binette@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago

Glad I'm not the only one getting mad when I see/hear an add now 😭

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago
[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 38 points 2 months ago

Yeah. Probably, she read the terms and conditions.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Rookie mistake. If you wouldn’t read a company’s legal teams’ diaries, you shouldn’t read their T&C (same thing)

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[-] MolecularCactus1324@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

drained my bank account, maxed my credit cards, but credit genie was there to help me take on more short term debt.

[-] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So now they're getting free organic marketing by being a shitty ad? Reacting the brand would be better.

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago
[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 20 points 2 months ago

Why? She needed a latte, and because she suffers from poor choices, she can now get a $8 latte that will cost $219 to pay back!

[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Gotta keep the wage slaves in debt so there's no upward mobility.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 months ago

So glad I don’t use Reddit

[-] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 18 points 2 months ago

I had to take out a loan to replace my water heater. The only reason I can afford the payment is because I just paid off my car. I need to keep that old car running but I already have car repairs piling up that I can't afford.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

We’ll have you ever considered that you’re to blame? You’re posting on lemmy, probably from an iPhone! you could have spent that .75sec working instead of eating your avocado toast! You probably have a refrigerator too! AND a microwave! How poor can you be if you have a car and a fridge and a microwave!

(This idiotic argument was quoted from multiple, actually real sources, sadly).

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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

phew crisis averted

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 16 points 2 months ago

Seeing Amazon offering a 3 month payment plan for 25 bucks cat hair removers yesterday blew my mind.

[-] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Oh, he he, I'm so giggly. Getting coffee today is just sending me"

[-] randon31415@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Did... did they just reinvent credit cards from first principles? Just without the card?

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[-] tvarog_smetana@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

I wonder how they interact with regulations of the payday loan industry.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

u/CreditgenieApp Promoted

Ewwww! So glad I had somewhere else to go after dumping that place!

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