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[-] Marthirial@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

The guill way would be like smoking a cigarette with your nose.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago

im pretty sure the water goes into the mouth and out of the guills, so a cigarette on the guills would be like putting it in your nose while breathing in only through the mouth and breathing out only through the nose

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 6 days ago

this is the essence of good worldbuilding

[-] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 87 points 1 week ago

From a skim of wikipedia, it looks like most fish "breath" in through the mouth and out through the gills, so the cigarette would probably be in the mouth

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 26 points 1 week ago

Only one of these looks cool

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago
[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Only one allows you to smoke double the amount of cigarettes compared to conventional methods

[-] Shawdow194@fedia.io 26 points 1 week ago

I prefer my fish smoking like this

[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 21 points 1 week ago

That's the product, OP's pic is the process

[-] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago
[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 3 points 1 week ago

I’d like a pound of the Menthol flavored smoked Floun-dah.

[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 18 points 1 week ago

Mouth. Water goes in the mouth, across some cool counterflowing blood veins, and exits the gills.

[-] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean, we have both mouths and noses, but I've never seen anyone stick a cig in their nostrils lol

[-] brb@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Me and my friends definitely did that as teenagers. It's not pleasant.

[-] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

I've never actually smoked one so I'm definitely not the best source! I know what its like breathing it secondhand - I can't imagine what it would smell like if you smoked it through your nose haha

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

that first fish could probably convince me to do just about anything..

[-] late_night@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Mouth for attention, gills for results

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That second one makes me feel very uncomfortable.

[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

I don't know, but they'll look cooler either way. I look great when I'm smoking a cigar behind my cheek.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

aw man dont even get me started on me smoking through my lungs. so cool.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

It would be impossible to smoke a cigarette underwater, so neither.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

True that. The fish would vape.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Now, if a fish were to try a caffeine enema...

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 4 points 1 week ago

Emm, I can see Starbucks marketing their non-GMO, caffeine infused smoked salmon bagel sandwiches. Now with wider a-holes.

[-] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Straight up the cloaca.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I can hear the top one singing already

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
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