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[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 25 points 2 weeks ago
[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Did you perform the correct incantation?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is why I keep the freezer outside my office stocked with chickens

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Check the global temp vars, files and caches. Encapsulated scoping is a lie we've been told to help us sleep better at night. Some of those seemingly well defined system functions bleed out to caches for (slight) performance gains.

You could have the most locked down explicitly defined well scoped code in the world, and it just takes one measly baked in call to a global function to shatter that dream house into a thousand pieces.

I'm looking at you string-match; you know what you did.

[-] erin@social.sidh.bzh 4 points 2 weeks ago

Bugs wants to be nice, they see how stressed we are so they love playing hide and seek to relax us XD

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

When I find bugs, I use screen capture software to repo it.

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

That requires you to be able to reproduce it.

[-] lath@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Some bugs only trigger on the first run. Or the second. Or the third. Or...

[-] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

What was the cause?

[-] joshcodes@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

Got introduced to the phrase "your tongue was in the wrong spot in your mouth", for something that can't be reproduced.

this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2025
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