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[-] hamid@vegantheoryclub.org 16 points 1 week ago
[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

@cm0002@lemmy.world

🤡

[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

The guy that came to remeasure said it was 420.

[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

That the difference between hardwood and softwood 😏

[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well he said he was excited to get started.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

No, he said he was hard to get started. Which is a weird thing to say now that I think about it.

[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think he was excited to get started and then it got hard. I mean can you imagine measuring up in those tight areas?

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago
[-] lemmyman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Psh amateurs. I suck 242 dicks on the way to my car

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[-] ralakus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I don't know what cm0002 did to deserve that but here's one without that.

1000012476

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

fun fact that I probably shared before, but my university had a physics class called estimations of scale, where you did order of magnitude estimations, usually of things really large like galaxies or small like particles, and then put them into a scale that is intuitive and made sense to you to imagine. One person I worked with did the length of his dick for the length scale (though he used something else for homework he had to turn in, probably football fields). The milky way is ~1.7*10^17 dicks across apparently.

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Okay but this means nothing if we don't know how long his dick was.

[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

That’s just how many middle managers the guy running the wood burning machine had to deal with that week.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

They must have used rat ones.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Wonder how much that store owner has expected these things

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Uhm, there's some kinda burn-writing device?

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah there are many.

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