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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

"Satisfaction is a luxury" 🤣

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Drink your eggs? Don’t mind if I do.

[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

satisfaction is a luxury

Not guaranteed lol

[-] Mwallerby@startrek.website 3 points 2 weeks ago

Such a threatening energy, I love it

[-] don@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

I drink this while eating my fried ham water.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

What happens next is up to me and my gut flora

[-] benignintervention@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

These words are not accepted

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Drink my eggs" new insult dropped

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

and it's fucking delicious.

It's alcoholic custard

I drink it every Christmas

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's alcoholic custard

Isn't that basically what eggnog is?

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

similar sure but different. usually served cold. and you can mix it with lemonade to make a cocktail called a "snowball"

How do you like your eggs?

Hung over.

Dutch people, man

[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

This just made the bucket list.

[-] militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Quality bullshit

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

What is this supposed to be? The word "abomination" comes to mind.

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 weeks ago

Speaking of which, why do the brown eggs cost more than the white eggs? I would like to see more equity in the egg offerings. Especially when I'm paying over a quarter per egg.

[-] groet@infosec.pub 2 points 2 weeks ago

What are egg wets? Tried to look it up but can't find anything that would fit this meme

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's all the wet taken out of the eggs. Like the opposite of dry

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago

Egg whites.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

what happens to you is up next

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