I feel like this is going to be on "not the onion" soon.

I ate the onion.

this reminds me of that time I walked in on my dad wathing fox or some other dumb shit and the woman on the screen was talking about how usa is better than canada because canada doesn't have a second amendment and they do have a second amendment. These people are too stupid to live, how have they not died from playing with deadly chemicals or something.

For some additional context: the Onion has been reposting old articles like this one for the last few days that have come true. There were Trump Edition bibles made that also have the Constitution in them, including the 2nd. Ammendment.

Real :doomer: hours.