submitted 1 month ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You get Putin jail.

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[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

You get thrown out a window. Or Putin a grave.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

but... how does one obey some boxing gloves?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 1 month ago

Getting punched in the face ought to do it

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

wait just to make sure, KGB stands for Killing Gloves of Boxing right?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -1 points 1 month ago

I honestly don't know where you're coming from. If this is supposed to be a joke, it went right over my head.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

the killing gloves of boxing is an item in TF2. most people call it the KGB

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -1 points 1 month ago

Ah, okay, I get it now.

Sorry, never played that game.

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