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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 24 points 1 month ago

You asked for this, now enjoy having your pet leopard gnaw your face off.

[-] pip@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 month ago
[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

How dumb must you be to be a black american for Trump ?

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Not saying it's not dumb, but it's definitely not unprecedented.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_German_National_Jews

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Black Americans for Trump is definitely a mind-numbing concept. We're living in strange times.

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[-] Sho@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The leopards are obese at this point.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just absolutely feasting, gorged on gullible idiots, who've spent the last near decade being increasingly belligerent and manipulative and gas lighting toward everyone not in their death cult.

Too bad their idiocy will destroy much more than just themselves.

What a shame.

In other news, anyone wanna set up a hermancainaward style community for... Trump Regret Syndrome, or something like that?

I do love me some schadenfreude when its derived from evil idiots.

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[-] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Wish I knew this bozo in person so I could tell him he's a moron to his face

[-] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Dude just needs to shut the fuck up. You voted for this you goddamn moron! You voted the guy in that wants to revert to a chattle system you absolute dunce.

[-] expr@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

Yes, he is a dumbass, but frankly this is exactly what's needed. More and more of his base having reality hit them in the face, complaining loudly, and fracturing his support.

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Sure would've been nice to have that without fucking over everyone else at the same time

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

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A radio host, political analyst and strategist with over 15 years of public and private sector experience; Melik's unique ability to connect with audiences has made him a regular contributor across the ideological spectrum.

Since walking away from the Democratic Party in 2016, he has embraced his role as a key player in advancing the conservative movement.

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A black Muslim MAGA? What a fucking moron.

Wanna bet $50 he went to GOP because he hates queers?

[-] Cargon@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

He thought he would get to live in the master's house.

[-] JustZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Bet $100 it's because he hates himself because he is queer.

Or just a grifter that wanted the bag and found joining the GOP would do that as his audience would be dumb.

[-] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
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[-] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I have zero sympathies for these morons.

That was my first thought. My heart bleeds for you. I wish I could help you. But you're beyond help and I'm just gonna laugh instead.

[-] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

And for the Arabs who voted for Trump thinking he's going to help with Palestinians. How stupid do you have to be?

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[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The painful part is he didn't even say anything like "I regret voting for you!" It was more like "I am strongly considering reducing the level of my support for you!"

Not that Don needs his support anymore. I almost feel like one of the biggest messages to keep pushing is: "Don doesn't care about you." As far as I can find, he hasn't even put out any comments on the pardoned Jan 6 rioter that was killed in a traffic stop.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago
[-] shy_mia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

What a surprising turn of events! Who could've possibly predicted this? Are you telling me that the party founded on hate for anyone who isn't a rich white guy is making things harder for whoever isn't a rich white guy? Preposterous!

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I know this is nitpicky semantics and all, but the party technically was not founded on hate for anyone who isn't a rich white guy, it was at one point the party of opposition to slavery but after the Civil War ended and reparations began the parties sort of shifted and became moderate and heavily bipartisan until that all changed in the 1960s when Democrat President Lindon B Johnson signed the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and political parties continued to polarize in the rise of the information era until reaching the peaks we're currently at.

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

There was a story I read 10 years ago about a guy in Florida. He was at a beach, and there were several signs and fences, and warnings not to be on the beach because there were alligators in those waters.

A policeman saw the guy, wearing a bathing suit, headed for the water. He yelled at the guy "NO! STOP! THERE ARE ALLIGATORS IN THAT WATER! IT'S MATING SEASON WHICH MEANS THEY'RE HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE RIGHT NOW!

Dude yells back "FUCK THE ALLIGATORS!!!"

Goes into the water and within 30 seconds is ripped to shreds in front of his wife and children. When his emotional wife tried yelling at the cop "WHY DIDN'T YOU RUN IN TO SAVE HIM???" The cop answered "I'm not going in that water. There's alligators in there. It's not even safe to have a lifeguard on this beach."

I bring that up so you'll understand the reference I make here.

I don't feel bad for "Blacks for trump". I feel zero empathy for them and the problems trump causes them. Not because they're black, or some racist thing, but because they ignored the alligator signs. All the signs were there. All the signs were there. All the signs said it would be bad for them. They still went into the lake. Fuck em.

[-] seejur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Yup. I emphasize with every single person who was able to vote and voted Democrats, or those who were not eligible to vote. Everyone else? Especially if a minority who historically the R party have fucked over raw? Schadenfreude galore

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[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

you have to imagine they signed up to be token trump supporters, knowing they'd be invited on interviews both for their pre election support, and post election face eating. they wanted to be the circus. that's all, nothing more, nothing deeper. and the media are happy to oblige.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

how could he have known that leopards would eat his face?

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Damn leopards again

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