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Let's be real. We're all NPCs so if any of the men are from something with action, we'll probably end up dead. My pick would be Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers, and Steve Irwin. Super calming and chill
Steve was an amazing person but I wouldn’t describe him as chill.
He was pure overwhelming enthusiastic energy.
Fair point. Well, he'll balance out the other two then. It'll be like drugs (I assume), two downers and one upper
I never imagined I'd ever see someone compare Mr. Rogers to drugs, but here we are.
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I'd also go for Data, Riker, and LaForge.
You need O’Brien to act as a lightning rod for any misfortune.
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Somewhat related: that's a dream blunt rotation right there
I feel like Gimli would hog it, Aragorn would obviously be awesome, and Legolas would be chill but you could tell he's thinking your weed sucks, he's got a much better connection.
Gimli, it's a blunt, not a microphone
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The fact that they had to go to fictional characters is significant.
it really isn't, people comfortably stand in elevators with men all the time lol
Good point!
Okay, real world examples from me (notably, a big dude, so y'know, probably not as in tune to things as I could be):
Bernie Sanders My brother My Uncle
... I... Really thought I'd have better options until I really started thinking about it
Yeah. Same issue here. So how about:
Bob Ross. Carl Sagan. Steve Irwin.
I'd swap Steve for Bernie.
Not because I think Steve would hurt anyone directly. But at any moment he may be like "would you like to see this deadly spider I've got in m'pocket?" And then pull out a spider that even spider scientists didn't know existed or some shit. He would never let the spider hurt you, but you'd have a heart attack anyway.
I think he'd respect the spider enough not to keep it in a pocket. Though Bernie seems popular in the comments too.
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Honestly if I was a woman any dude in life. Maybe even those goth dudes on black horses. Def the trees tho. They Hott af
I don't know; can you name three bears that women would feel safer with?
bear in the big blue house is one, for sure. he wouldn't even need violence to stave off nasty people, he'd just make them feel bad.
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