Physically safe - but you're gonna get sassed to within an inch of your life.
Can we do 2 adult men and a bear?
At the same time?
It's the Internet, we can do anything.
3x
Harry Houdini, Angus MacGyver, and James Randi
I think all of them are dead, I'm not sure I will be safe with a bunch of dead people in the elevator
LOTR spoiler
Aragorn is dead too!
Richard Dean Anderson/MacGyver/General O'Neil is alive.
Don't scare me like that!
His first name is Angus?
Hate to be contrary but I'd think you couldn't be safer if they were all dead
Three guys wearing a red shirt
three clones of tom scott, who say "we are standing in an elevator going to the 5th floor" in perfect unison as you enter
My two older brothers and my dad
Figures that the safest men to be stuck with aren't human men.
Aragorn?
He's 87 years old at the start of LOTR.
He descends from Elros the Half-Elf.
Yeah, but that just makes him a much-better-than-average human.
He's got Elven heritage. He's the 64th descendant of Elros, brother of Elrond. I think he's also decendend from a Maiar as Elros and Elrond's great great grandmother was Melian.
I tried to come up with a counter argument and realized pretty quickly that I didn’t want to.
Everywhere they went people were getting kidnapped, orcs were invading, trees were coming to life, and the dead were rising. Id want to be far away from that elevator.
Is the elevator spacious?
Ok I recognise Andre and Arnold, who's the dude on the left?
Wilt Chamberlain.
The only NBA player to individually score 100 points in a game.
I can't believe how jacked Arnold is here. It's truly remarkable.
Thats not even his peak, he was more jacked as Hercules and in the first Terminator film imo, before his movie career.
True that.
Arnold's got a decent number of allegations against him, but Andre would protect you so I guess it's honestly a freebie for the other two if he's in the mix.
Andre was a sweetheart, but a famous alcoholic. You'd have to worry about him passing out drunk. You don't want to get crushed by a 500 pound teddy bear in a small space.
There's a story of him passing out drunk in a hotel bar and the staff just having to let him stay the night where he fell because they couldn't move him.
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