There's a French Toast restaurant near me. Maybe I could cut a deal with them, or just open a food truck.

I would rain down ~~bagels~~ baguettes upon my enemies’ heads! Muhahaha.

Slice it. Toast it. Add toppings. Endless tapas.

According to wikipedia, the atmosphere has a mass of about 5.15×10^18 kg and a baguette has a minimum mass of 8×10^-2 kg

I only need to create 6.4×10^19 baguettes

Now i have to figure out how to monetize this

Have you seen the per pound price of croutons?

Do my thing while standing by the microwave, that magical box which turns slightly stale bread into hot steamy fresh bread again.

Baguettes just dump out of Trumps butt whenever he makes a public appearance

Definitely on the 'use it to assassinate billionaires and malicious politicians' bandwagon.

One that's done, I'm spending the rest of my life traveling to feed birds at various parks, beaches, etc.

Edit - also slightly stale is perfect for making banh mi. My lunch game is about to to kick up a notch.

Search up "ratatouille modern warfare"

Could probably launch my own line of bagel chips (or bagel crisps), I'd never need to buy the main ingredient.

I could probably get a job at either of my local grocery store bakery departments with that.

Ergot farming.

Trickle them slowly enough onto the GE so they keep their value so I can sustain my membership through bonds.

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