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I always loved this one from my fridge:

[-] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

It means if the fridge makes those sounds there is nothing to worry about.

[-] SeekPie@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

And it doesn't have to be printed out in different languages.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When you call costumer service, instead of going "it's making this sound SRRR! SRRR!" you can say it's making the fly noise

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 month ago

"Do not dangle the mouse by the cord or throw at co-workers."

"All parts of the computer should fit together easily and without force. By all means, do not use a hammer!"

But seriously, some old UNIX workstation and server manuals come to mind as there's no mention of Microsoft anywhere. Just a good description of how the computer is actually supposed to be used.

Also home computer manuals and some hifi and lab equipment manuals which came with full schematics and measurement and calibration procedures. They essentially gave all users the maintenance manual and not just the dumb user one.

[-] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Also home computer manuals and some hifi and lab equipment manuals which came with full schematics and measurement and calibration procedures. They essentially gave all users the maintenance manual and not just the dumb user one.

I wish this was more of a thing. Right to repair!

[-] PatheticGroundThing@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago

dumb user one

Really pisses me off

Last router I had to install had a manual that was literally only "Put this cable in this hole. Click this button. Et voila." with no explanation what any of the other buttons or slots or indicators were for.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

I love that. So he only likes pictures? If you write text, he will still take you?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 month ago

Any written or spoken information about 2521 will cause it to grab it. Be it whatever is used to write it down, or whoever said it.

So it can only be described in images, photos or pictograms

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago
[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago

Hasn't gotten me yet. I should be fi

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Oh, hello Fi!

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

RIP slaveRat's computer/phone

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Ah so the guy in Scenario A actually writes a piece of text which the SCP consumes. If he drew an image, nothing would happen?

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

The Wii safety documentation

and here I was, wanting to go skydiving with a Wii...

[-] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

I was hoping someone would post this one itโ€™s a classic

[-] zzx@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Any of the classic RFCs. I really like the way RFCs are written.

Also, they're extremely verbose, but the Intel x86 processor manuals are fascinating

[-] gens@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago
[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

I think datasheets for components are often pretty great. At least the old ones with good application information and all that.

Then again, for a modern MCU or something there's several books worth of information, so it won't be on one document any more.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

I loved when games came with manuals. FI Sid Meiers Pirates

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

I like writing documentation for processes at work. I always aim it at the "I'm familiar with the tools but haven't done this before" person. I always include examples of the actual commands because it is one thing to describe a command but when you see it it makes FAR more sense.

[-] PatheticGroundThing@beehaw.org 8 points 1 month ago

I always include examples of the actual commands

You're an angel.

[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Lmao, didn't notice that but I can actually see it

[-] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 7 points 1 month ago

Automotive SPICE ยฎ v4
Process Reference Model
Process Assessment Model

https://vda-qmc.de/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Automotive-SPICE-PAM-v40.pdf

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Like the picture in the post, furniture assembly. I enjoy assembling simple furniture (couches, chairs, storage, etc.) and trying to figure out the documentation, especially if it's made in china with inaccurate instructions, missing or unlisted parts, and the entire thing not in english.

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Voron 3D Printer assembly manual. It's like IKEA and OSI had a baby.

https://raw.githubusercontent.com/VoronDesign/Voron-0/Voron0.2r1/Manuals/VORON_V0.2r1_Assembly_Manual.pdf

I'm going to do a write-up on this in the future. It really is a wonderful experience.

[-] macgyver@federation.red 5 points 1 month ago

My Voron made me want to pull out my hair going through the instruction manual. Absolutely hated building it.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

you must wait for your children or you will accumulate zombies

unexpected parenting advice in a UNIX programming textbook...

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

well it's better then forking them

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

Aviation procedures manuals.

You more remember documentation which sucks than a good examples.
Sometimes is better to just read a source code.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ghost ride ya whip, a flowchart:

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

๐ŸŒˆ Now we know! ๐Ÿ’ฏ

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