Trump’s mineral lust is peak imperialism wrapped in tariff threats. Oh sure, let’s casually annex a sovereign nation because lithium and cobalt are just that shiny. Trudeau’s right to call this out, but where’s the spine? Rolling over for a 30-day tariff “pause” while Trump licks his chops over our resources? Pathetic.

This isn’t governance—it’s a shakedown. 51st state? Try 19th-century colonialism with a MAGA hat. Canada’s playing nice, but we’re just negotiating our own surrender while corporate ghouls nod along.

Wake up. Diversify trade. Nationalize critical minerals. Burn the 49th parallel to ash if they cross it. Sovereignty isn’t a bargaining chip—it’s the only chip.

Americans please kill your president, for our own safety if nothing. Sincerely your brothers up north.

Ukrainian rare earths, now Canada's minerals... did someone show him StarCraft or something?

So when is America going to divide itself into 13 commonwealths?

If the US tries to invade Canada, I'll happily lend my rifles to defend the land to the north.

I consider it my patriotic duty to my fellow human.

Just take care of my dogs if anything happens to me.

Should we start mining the border? I've always been anti war, I hate guns and I'm not really patriotic. But if some Unitedstaters start to invade my country, I'll probably change my mind real fast and those fuckers will have to (gladly I'm sure) kill me.

Trump is speedrunning all future wars. We need to confront this issue now with an open mind for everyone. If not, one country will try this again but with a competent person

Canadians will be ready and waiting!

I can't imagine there'd be many in the military willing to go along with this.

Over my dead body, tabarnak.

what? y'all don't want a little bit of anschluss? god to think we used to know you

/s in case it wasn't clear

In fascist Amerikkka, Canada moves to yoU!