Treatlerites would absolutely reopen Aushwitz for plastic straws
I cannot understand this. Paper straws are generally as good as the plastic ones as long as you don't leave them for hours and hours. If you're doing that, get a metal one, they're superior in every way.
But if we get rid of plastic straws I won't have microplastics in my brain, blood, and balls.
Have you ever considered that I want microplastics in my brain, blood, and balls?
Nah, paper straws get soggy fairly quickly
This is what I hope future archaeologists discover of our so called civilization.
Can we please for the love of God just have metal straws?
Make them gold colored, I don't fucking care.
I prefer glass ones. No metallic taste and easier to clean.
I only use all-natural straws made of straw
Metal straws are kind of dangerous though right?
How would they be dangerous?
Well for one, they are lightning rods for TSA lawsuits. https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2023/04/25/passenger-arrested-airport-vampire-straw/11737669002/
That's hilarious.
Some people have been injured or killed by falling on them, because it’s a rigid metal pole kept upright and by your head.
Not that like there’s a massive number of these cases, but it could rise if everyone uses them.
Idk. Just seems like going strawless is better.
Hmm. I don't know, I still like the metal straws. I always use them.
You can also get injured from a glass bottle, or even a glass straw, so it just takes caution. I normally do strawless now unless they offer metal straws, so I could do that but sometimes you do need a straw.
I’m glad Elon is around just to show that Americans don’t have a monopoly on being absolute cringe
Okay it's quite obviously not a real screenshot but it took a moment to fully convince myself. The Trump part is so believable that I overlooked the other ones being more out there.
all real tweets. was questioning myself and did a quick search:
https://xcancel.com/elonmusk/status/1887889037354008729
https://xcancel.com/kanyewest/status/1887824082005111130
https://xcancel.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1887916067491574108
Oh my fucking god, even the last one, which I was so confident was the tell.
Can someone please clear up the correct amount of shame I'm supposed to be feeling right now?
Every single tweet is real here. All of them are also still on twitter.
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