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[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 70 points 4 months ago

if trump wants peace

Hahahahahahaha

[-] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 47 points 4 months ago
[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Gaza is beachfront property.

Gaza-lago incoming.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 months ago
[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Soon: "All those Cubans have to be displaced to Mexico!"

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago
[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

I actually didn't realize that Israel is about the size of New Jersey... I always assumed it was bigger.

[-] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

Everything outside at the United States is really small

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago
[-] Sauerkraut@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 months ago

90% of Canadians on the US border so you could argue most of Canada isn't habitable for large populations.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Sure, but it's not what you do with it, it's the size that counts

[-] dessalines@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Florida is also stolen land. I like this solution the best:

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 4 months ago
[-] Suoko@feddit.it -2 points 4 months ago

That's good, time to learn a bit of history now, and a lot of manners.

Otherwise we'll end up with this future: 2124, US invades Mexico (apparently with no reason but actually after years of conflicts) and Palestinians kick Israelis people away to play a never ending tennis match.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

promptly executive by the house of saud

[-] Birdie@thelemmy.club 7 points 4 months ago

You know, if that all powerful god of theirs wants the Zionists to have their own land, he should just poof a land of milk and honey out in the middle of the ocean. He could move the temple too, if he wanted.

That way everyone could live in peace.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

I mean, in fairness they should have been given Germany for obvious reasons but Europeans didn't want the Jews there so they "let them" have Palestine.

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

israel is just another honkey settler colonial state

honkeys hate themselves so much, and hate admitting that they hate themselves so much, that they've come up with antisemitism--an arbitrary designation of a group of honkeys as "non-honkey"--and are in the process of trying to convince the entire rest of the world that everything is their fault (instead of every honkey country's)

[-] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

eh. antisemitism is older than the invention of whiteness, so i dont think this makes any sense.

[-] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Aside: WTF is that cover photo? Is Trump dancing? Is it supposed to look like he's trying to throw a punch?

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 4 months ago

It’s the time when Trump danced in a befuddled reverie for twenty minutes at a rally instead of continuing his planned speech. Trump inner-circle members called his performance “electrifying”.

[-] Mucki@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago

It's a meme dance, nothing to worry about.

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

The Palestinians have yet to gift him the golden limb of one of the many obliterated children, so it's not likely.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Second time's a charm? Is that what I'm reading?

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

LOL yeah, like that toddler wants anything but money and attention.

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