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[-] terraborra@lemmy.nz 20 points 1 month ago

Bone apple tea

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 month ago

Cardboard aged Pepperoni and Cheese Papa Johns pizza, 20 year vintage.

[-] TwiddleTwaddle@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 weeks ago

Ok but why is the pepper still fresh??

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 weeks ago

Pickling, baby! I assume...

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 weeks ago

Question! Do you like penicillin on your pizza?

[-] AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 12 points 4 weeks ago

Mouldy pizza is just a delayed Pizza Funghi. All is well.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

That’s just Roquefort

[-] dave@feddit.uk 7 points 4 weeks ago

How does an uneaten pizza end up in the attic? I'm so confused.

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 weeks ago

You're dad's not supposed to have pizza so he had to hide in the attic to eat it. Mom calls for him and he leaves the pizza planning on eating it later... There was no later, she was handing him divorce papers and kicking him out of the house. You don't know this as you were at your cousin's house playing magic. You never saw your dad again and your mom always said he died at work and didn't want a funeral. I'm actually your dad and that was my pizza, I'm sorry son

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

Dad it's you????? 😭😭😭😭

[-] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Amber lamps.

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 weeks ago

Papa John's pizza, now with Pompeii ash and/or asbestos!

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