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WAIT NO I'M NOT READY (lemmy.world)
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[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

One

Two

Five

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

[-] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I can't see this image in my instance/app, yet I know exactly what it is. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Some medieval nobles attempting to explode a particularly dangerous rabbit?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Well, that's no ordinary rabbit... That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

[-] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

"Look at the bones!"

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

No, no .... WAIT!

[-] Elrecoal19_0@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So
zero, one, two, three
or
one, two, three
or
zero, one, two, three, go
or
one, two, three, go
?

[-] ltxrtquq@lemmy.ml 23 points 10 months ago

On three. You hear three, you lift. Everything leading up to it should just give you an idea of when three will happen.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

But if you can't count, you're fine, just listen for the number 3 and then lift.

[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

I remember thinking this when I was a kid. It's such a stupid idea in hindsight it's almost funny. The world literally runs on math, and some of the highest paid careers require a strong understanding and application of math. It's the closest thing we have to magic and people think it's not useful in practical everyday life.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

1, 2, 2 and a half, 2 and three quarters...

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Scheven, schfourteen-teen...

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Fwenty-kleg

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I know you said lift on 3. So...one...two...lift? Or one...two...three...lift?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

1 ...... ???? ..... 3!!!!!

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Profit!

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

I imagine Steeve changed there name to Stephany when they came out, but had a change of heart (or got scared by politics) and is now SteeveAgain.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

I would've gone w/ Eve, it's already right there in the name.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

BLAM

I can't count that high...

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