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[-] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

He definitely fucked the posters mom. She’s bitter he didn’t call back

I think he fucked everyone in that class. Whoreishly

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Sounds pretty on brand for Duchovny at that time lol

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

He did Playgirl after all 😂

[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Was that before or after the Red Shoe Diaries?

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Wait, is playgirl real? I thought it was a joke.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You thought the story was a joke? Or you don’t think the magazine existed?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 5 months ago

Well, the joke is that it was mostly gay men buying it.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

And you know whats worst?! In our day in time I would still fuck mulder

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Ma'am, the queue to ride is over here.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

is there fast pass for this ride?

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Somehow I know of doubt much has changed lol

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 18 points 5 months ago

Didn’t he go into rehab for sex addiction at one point?

[-] sommerset@thelemmy.club 6 points 5 months ago
[-] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 18 points 5 months ago

Then definitely don't watch Californication.

[-] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Or Red Shoe Diaries, people kinda forgot that his big role before X-files was just softcore porn.

[-] polysics@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

It's basically a documentary about himself

[-] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago

Entire show about how Hollywood amplifies the worst qualities in everyone.

[-] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 months ago

I mean, have you seen Californication?? He’s the whorest of whores.

[-] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Wasn’t the show partly a bio pic for him?

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

He didn't lounge, he sauntered vaguely

[-] SwordInStone@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago
[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

teacher assistant

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 months ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago
[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 4 points 5 months ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

All this lounging smh

[-] Maiq@lemy.lol 7 points 5 months ago
[-] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

One person's negative is another person's positive I guess.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 5 months ago

David, you ho.

this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025
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