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Just a Drink. (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 6 points 23 hours ago

But seriously, don't drink if you're pregnant. It's not that hard: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder

[-] hex@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Man.. how is this funny? 😐

[-] ochi_chernye@startrek.website 1 points 1 day ago

'tisn't the least bit funny.

[-] nacho_taco@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago

I’ll explain it. The kid has fetal alcohol syndrome and will be severely disabled for life:

[-] sleen@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 days ago

Pff as if they know what a ram is..

/s

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago
[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

Hey, that kid's probably grown up now. Fuck, makes me feel old.

[-] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

I think you can actually outsource RAM to Google drive or w/e if you want. Problem is you just shift the bottleneck from RAM to network speed

[-] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Or ya know you could use your hard drive like normal people do when they run out of ram.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Swap to gdrive.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 19 points 2 days ago

AWS glacier is cheaper.

[-] mx_smith@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 days ago

Fun fact: you can mount a Google drive on your computer and put a swap file in it

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 day ago

The ram will be as fast as your internet, good luck with cloud ram.

[-] NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I'm still trying to download that pizza.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I remember when virtual ram was a thing. I can't remember exactly how it worked but IIRC software designated part of your hard disk as temporary ram. Which is a convoluted way of saying it used to be possible

[-] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago

It is still possible. Its called swap

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

swap is way slower than physical RAM though

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

PCIe4 NVME is faster than DDR1 used to be.

[-] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Uhh kinda. I don't think latency is anywhere near 70ns on a NVMe drive, so it would still be ridiculously slow compared to ddr1 even for most tasks.

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 day ago

The backup ram isn't as good as a dedicated one? Color me shocked

[-] amon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Nowadays people like zram swap

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Yup, it's swap on *nix and "page file" or whatever on Windows. Without it, the OS would have to kill apps or just crash when it runs out.

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm aware. I was hoping op could expound on their statement.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

i haven't explicitly used it since i had a 386, forgive me if my memory's rusty

[-] MP3Martin@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago
[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

So alcohol makes kids smart!

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