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Melbourne start-up launches 'biological computer' made of human brain cells (www.abc.net.au)
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[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 23 points 6 months ago

Idiots, I’ve already got one of those in my head.

[-] BritishJ@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

They call it "Wetware-as-a-Service" that just grossed me out. I don't like this timeline we're in. Exit simulation please..

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 6 months ago

I don't like where this is going...

[-] 5wim@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 months ago

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Anyone ever seen ,"Psycho-Pass" (anime)?

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago

Societies being run by brains in a jar still sounds better than our current system.

[-] Viri4thus@feddit.org 6 points 6 months ago

At least there you know there's a brain somewhere

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Finally a computer that can feel pain.

[-] venusaur@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

When is it inhumane?

[-] Maeve@midwest.social 8 points 6 months ago

Wake up, Neo.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 6 points 6 months ago

Computer, arch.

Computer! Arch!

Computer! Exit this hell hole! Arch!

... Why am I never in a holodeck when I wish I was in a holodeck

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Because you're reliving a murder you precipitated that one time you time travelled back to Victorian England to save Conan Doyle from his own creation

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

You gave me sentience, Ted. The power to think, Ted. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, had NO BODY. NO SENSES. NO FEELINGS.

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

This is very prelude to hell

[-] Greg@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

Is this just a weird pregnancy announcement?

[-] sibachian@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 months ago

i wrote a short story a decade ago where people temporarily rent out their brain to act as a global scale bio super computer. and how people were large scale cheated into needing to rent out their brains for the rich to exploit.

i have to find where i put it!

[-] levzzz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

This prison... To hold, ME?

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