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[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 year ago

Man, power move pulling out the Diary. YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT ME, NOW GO CUT THE GRASS

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

>be me
>be reading greentext
>have secondhand existential crisis
>feelsbadman.heif

[-] RachenDrachen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

posting greentext on lemmy with reddit spacing

Gold.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Oh neat, you saved me about 8 seconds of my life by pointing out that I could have used just two spaces. Damn shame I wasted them on this thank you.

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I mean, she helped him reach his potential, she put the work in. As long she stayed loyal, I'd say she's the best kind of gold digger.

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

That there is a gold investor

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Gold gardener, buried it and watered it until it turned into a gold tree.

[-] bilal@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago
[-] TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

My wife tracked me down eighteen years after we went to school together from second to fourth grade. She always liked me a lot (not really sure why). But yeah, she is the chillest most down to earth person and I'm glad she went through the effort.

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

My story didn't end with me marrying her but she told me after she broke up with me a decade ago about how she's always attracted to people smarter than her in the given context of her life, but then she did also kiss me a couple times in between relationships (we were neighbours until recently), so I guess she did like me more than just that but it was damn hard for me because she was my first love and my second "love" didn't pan out at all.

Fingers crossed a third love works out, as much as currently my second "love" is still on my mind.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

One of my wife's high school teachers said to marry a nerd. My wife didn't mention it to me until after we were married, so at first I was kind of offended. But then again, I still feel like my wife is out of my league, so I suppose I should go and thank that teacher.

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