I'm sure he wouldn't mind turning a tank full of water in to alcohol. Let's find out.
I mean, it was his mother who convinced him on the first place.
"Baby, you know how mommy gets without her drinks, now do your little magic trick..."
Or maybe the driver's Catholic.
The power of christ propels you!
jesussoarus rex
Ohh so God created the Dinosaurs after all...
“And the Winchester rifle to protect man from them and the homosexuals”
Pretty sure Jesus is a renewable power source. He does take three days to charge back up, though.
If Jesus is fossil fuel, that makes him a dead dinosaur, if he used to be a dinosaur, christians don't have any arguments against evolution (not like they had some before tho)
Surely you've heard of Raptor Jesus.
How much horsepower is Jesus producing?
Dinos turn into oil. Why wouldn't Christ?
Not enough time has passed for that process yet
Maybe he turned water into ethanol?
No no, religion is bullshit, sooo methane?
Unsustainable, dwindling, archaic resource, so yea
No, see, Jesus is the illegal immigrant worker that uses bike pedals to power the Flux Capacitor. The engine still runs on ordinary gasoline. Except they don't believe in science so they're Flux Capacitor is just 3 silly straws with uninsulated wires running through them.
Jesus has gas.
Some people worse fossil fuels like they're Jesus 🤷
Is that car brand sold in the U$?
