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Moosehead offering new 'Presidential Pack' with just enough beers to get through Trump's presidency (nationalpost.com)
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[-] rowrowrowyourboat@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The National Post is US-owned and conservative-leaning.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

Nah mate, I'll decide how much is enough. That ain't enough.

[-] Podunk@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Seems off by a factor of 5 by my personal consumption. This is a stockpile for ludite teatotalers imo. Pure amateur numbers for anyone paying attention.

[-] kudra@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

Bold of them to assume that Trump's presidential term will end at four years.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

You mean he will last 5 terms?

[-] kudra@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Pretty sure he'll be dead before lasting that long... I wonder what the odds are on exactly how though

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Triple it, this is a 3 beer/day presidency.

[-] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 7 points 3 months ago

One beer a day?

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Or the cans are cursed and you can drink them quicker to shorten Trump's presidency, but what would happen to you?

[-] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 1 points 3 months ago

You become an alcoholic I mean republican

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

At least with an alcoholic l, there is some chance to reason.

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I'm stocking up on 4 yrs of gin

[-] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

Now fix the interprovincial trading rules and provincial liquor cabal rules so that I can have one delivered to Alberta!

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

I’ll pay the 25% retaliatory tarts to get it in the US, but only if I can ride back in the crate afterwards.

[-] roserose56@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

With the "trump said that, trump did that" every couple hours to a day, I'm gonna need 3 more boxes lol.

[-] StrawberryPigtails@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

Too bad they won’t ship it to Alabama. We could use it here too. 😳😂

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

There's a reason for that, eh

[-] StrawberryPigtails@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 months ago

That there is. It’s going to be an… interesting 4 years. And an even more interesting time clean up the mess afterwards.

[-] FinnTheFickle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Can we just find a way to stay blacked out on propofol until 2029?

[-] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I hope this ends in 2029, but I have my doubts....

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

WASHINGTON, July 27 (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump told Christians on Friday that if they vote for him this November, "in four years, you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good, you're not gonna have to vote."

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