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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

I usually am, I am support and I ask questions about features so old and undocumented that no one else knows the answer.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 6 points 1 day ago

This, but remove the "else"

..yes, not even the author

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 20 hours ago

Or the author left and no one really knew what their job involved. Had one like that recently, tried to contact someone only to find out they have left. Oh, ok well who handles the content template site now? Oh, me? No one told me about this or how to use it.

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

How the fuck does one get out of junior dev status? I'm at like 3.5 YoE and stuck in it.

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 12 points 1 day ago

You have to create technical debt specific to your skillset

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

Lmao. I'm in charge of migrating a C codebase to Rust, so I don't think I'll be lacking in that department.

[-] HappinessPill@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Now just go to work and casually say " I'm feeling very senior today" .

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

These days you're lucky to be able to work as a dev at all. To get out of junior dev you needed to get into the industry 5 years sooner.

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

So...I'm fucked? Lovely...

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Pretty much. I'd try to get into a different field if you can.

[-] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm likely going to commit suicide. With the way life's been going, I may actually end it all tomorrow.

[-] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 28 points 1 day ago

I am the senior dev. Please. No.

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

You're that afraid of the code you wrote 10 years ago too eh? 🤣

[-] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 2 points 14 hours ago
[-] Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

I shudder at the thought of the ancient 1000+ lines Perl scripts.. The seal must not be broken

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Perl and regex are modern day black magic

[-] Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago

I honestly still use Perl for small scripts as a Bash alternative. It is very powerful and is already installed everywhere. I just try not to use it for things others might have to work on..

[-] Maxxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Im a mid with two juniors under me, super happy when they take initiative and do something creative

.. instead of following youtrack to the letter, leaving me to rewrite half of it before the merge 😔

[-] zerofk@lemm.ee 1 points 20 hours ago

Pre-commit code reviews, preferably in person or at least live, are a great way to learn and teach. They explain what they did and why, you suggest alternatives.

Doing it pre commit is best because it it’s done later, they’ve already moved on.

And the learning goes both ways.

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 81 points 2 days ago

I am the senior dev and idk what the fuck I am doing, leave me alone

[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 days ago

Just ask questions until people figure it out for themselves

[-] SurpriZe@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago
[-] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago

How do you think it would go?

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 18 points 2 days ago

just stare at it long enough, it’ll work itself out

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

It literally did that just yesterday. I need to retrain for a new job. Something with wood or plants in general I think.

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

lol it’s 50/50 sr devs I know love or detest technology

[-] Australis13@fedia.io 130 points 2 days ago

As the senior dev, please don't.

[-] harlyson@lemm.ee 63 points 2 days ago

As someone who is not quite junior, but not quite senior, do it. It might just get me promoted ಠᴗಠ

[-] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago

You did so great on that case, were having a pizza party for the whole office!

[-] harlyson@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Sounds like I’ve been promoted to the guy that eats the entire pizza by himself

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[-] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago

I'm the reason we get a safety meeting today, if that counts? 😊

[-] runeko@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sure, and it counts double if code you wrote was the reason for the safety meeting.

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 days ago

*Looking at the senior devs JavaScript code

My God, it even has a watermark.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 22 points 2 days ago

Wait, no, that's a coffee stain. On the screen.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

But why is there an exact copy of the coffee stain on my screen as well?

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

drops rubber duck

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago

Be the reason Legal has to get involved.

[-] callmepk@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago

Wait until becoming the reason your boss has to get involved

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Oh I got a N+3 involved.
Not my fault but I was the only guy who could solve. That was a fun three weeks of daily Is It Fixed Yet meetings...

[-] SatyrSack@feddit.org 29 points 2 days ago

Be the reason the corporate PR team has to get involved.

[-] swab148@startrek.website 11 points 2 days ago

Be the reason the Hazmat Compliance team has to get involved

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[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As staff engineer, I'm far too busy to read any of these comments. Also I haven't written any code in 4 years

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

What does a staff engineer do? Engineers staff?

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Carry a big stick

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Is that your staff or are you just happy to see me?

[-] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago

Oh don't worry, I get myself involved in plenty. I prefer to make problems at the architectural or "leadership" level though.

[-] ITguru@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago

Yooo somebody called me?

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