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[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 72 points 2 years ago

Engineer: The glass is too big.

[-] Jlafs@lemmy.world 55 points 2 years ago

Engineer: that glass has a 2x safety factor

[-] someguy3@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

Twice as big as it needs to be.

Mechanic: The glass isn't broken.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 years ago

I don't understand the line through optimist.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 34 points 2 years ago

It's because it's a screenshot taken on a broken phone.

[-] Robaque@feddit.it 12 points 2 years ago
[-] Roderik@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

That's for the observant. Your glass is one dimensional.

[-] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

All those glasses are two-dimensional.

I'm high.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The glass is full: half of it is air.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago
[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Yeah, horse shit. I've had brands that use way less air in the bag and they weren't destroyed, and I remember a time when companies in general didn't use all the air in the bags and we weren't getting bags of dust back then.

[-] Quatity_Control@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Then why has Pringle's added more air to their cans?

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Something to do with efficiency when they transport them via aircraft.

[-] Quatity_Control@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Is this some kind of news I'm not aware of and Google nor reddit is pulling for me?

[-] Quatity_Control@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

... It's just the inside of a Pringle's can.

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[-] theonyltruemupf@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

Old tasting no. It's not the nitrogen that keeps them fresh, it's the lack of Oxygen. It will of course keep them from crumbling to pieces though and that's enough of a reason.

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[-] Endorkend@kbin.social 28 points 2 years ago

There's a practical reason chips bags are mostly air tho.

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Yes. Helps to keep your arteries slightly larger.

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Helps you fart more.

[-] Endorkend@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

It's so you don't get a bag full of crumbs.

[-] Quatity_Control@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

No one in the history of civilisation has complained about too many broken chips in a bag.

When people started complaining about the amount of air being included in the bag, "prevents broken chips" was the bs marketing PR line put out. It's just not true.

You know the easiest way to prove it's bs? Pringle's have introduced more air into their cans at the same time. Why? To match the shrinkflation of their competitors. Because adding air to a can of Pringle's can only result in MORE broken chips. Which, again, no one in the fucking world has ever complained about.

[-] _danny@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I am absolutely sad when I get a bag of broken chips. And it definitely works you can test it yourself with some ziplock bags. There most likely is some shrinkflation hidden in that air, but the majority of it probably is playing an important part for people like me who love their chips but hate the crumbs.

[-] Quatity_Control@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

There is definitively a point of diminishing returns. Half a bag of air just allows the chips to smash into each other and break. Only enough air to prevent outside forces compressing the chips is fine.

I'm not going to bother to find out when and how often these bags of completely crumbed chips made you sad in your life. They would no doubt be negligible and more related to transport issues than packaging issues.

[-] sturmblast@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I've complained about broken chips more than a dozen times in my life I'm sure of it

[-] Quatity_Control@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

And how many packets of ships have you opened in your life?

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[-] tehmics@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Yes but it's far more than necessary to protect the chips. Bag sizes are inflated for the psychology not the practicality

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[-] MudMan@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago

I recently saw a local brand of chips with the tagline "less air, more chips", and hey, there it is, capitalism at work. Competition happening.

Then I remembered that PepsiCo owns Frito-Lay and they are a huge conglomerate, so it doesn't matter what it says on the bag. And hey, there it is, capitalism also.

[-] baronvonj@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

It's so you can enjoy more of the water in complete cubes rather than broken up into little shavings.

[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago

I hate it when my water breaks...

[-] RushingSquirrel@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

It's usually for a good reason though

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 8 points 2 years ago

Ok but why don't all chip bags have zip seals built into the bag?

[-] whofearsthenight@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Optimist: the glass is half full
Pessimist: the glass is half empty
realist: is this piss?

[-] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

All water is filtered piss in some quantity, right?

[-] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Qualitäts michmich!

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