"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

You can have black ancestry and appear not-black, so this really doesn't support her argument at all.

I think it's the serif font, more than the lack of capitalization, that weirds me out.

New ghost tactic revealed: pretend to be a lesbian.

I'd be fine with them if they weren't constantly shoving it in our faces. Think about the children!

Sounds like the problem is more that they're for sale in the first place, not that they don't have a warrant. They don't need it because our privacy laws are so outdated and ineffectual(/nonexistent).

Yeah, like people haven't been making fake sexual images of celebrities for decades...

Those aren't minutes, they're drying time units, which last as long as the dryer decides it wants them to last on any particular day.

Watchmen came out almost a decade before Comic Sans existed, it was hand-lettered by Dave Gibbons. In fact, it directly inspired the creation of Comic Sans according to Wikipedia.

...the police officer was immediately arrested

I'm American, can someone explain what these words mean in this particular order? I'm not familiar with the concept...

Correction: collage degree. They literally can't even spell "college". Thank god they're smart enough to know they shouldn't be raising their kids, too bad they're too cheap or broke to afford the help they clearly need.

They did give it to Conan, then they gave it back to Jay. Like everything else wrong in my life, I blame the boomers.