As an American™, the best thing Canada can do for us as a friend and neighbor, is exactly what you guys have been doing. Smack our hands, ban our goods, and treat us as we behave. Collective humility is the only thing that's going to end up bringing about change.

As a friend and neighbor in need, thank you.

Most Americans like Canadians. Or are as neutral to them as they are toward someone from, say, Minnesota.

Edit: And thank you for Ryan Reynolds.

I'd love that old friends, unfortunately you know how you've been making fun of us for having a surplus of cruel morons for a long time now? Yeah I suppose yall may have been more correct than it seemed to us

More than some.