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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 209 points 1 week ago

At least they were humble and didn't blame it entirely on Cursor... they also blamed Claude.

[-] Arsecroft@lemmy.sdf.org 154 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

this guy would have force pushed onto main about 10 mins after this if he did have git

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

And then lost the reflog by rm -rfing the project and cloning it again.

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[-] 30p87@feddit.org 140 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"Developer"
"my" 4 months of "work"

Those are the ones easily replaced by AI. 99% of stuff "they" did was done by AI anyway!

[-] dan@upvote.au 130 points 1 week ago

Before Git, we used SVN (Subversion), and CVS before that. Microsoft shops used TFS or whatever it's called now (or was called in the past)

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 week ago

Wasn’t it Visual SourceSafe or something like that?

God, what a revolution it was when subversion came along and we didn’t have to take turns checking out a file to have exclusive write access.

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

The worst was when someone left for vacation without releasing their file locks.

[-] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 23 points 1 week ago

Vacation is a quaint problem lol, at least you know they're eventually coming back. What do we do about the guy who retired 5 years ago and still has locked files in his name?

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[-] dan@upvote.au 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Visual SourceSafe

Yes! That's the one I was struggling to remember the name of. My previous employer started on Visual SourceSafe in the 90s and migrated to Team Foundation Server (TFS) in the 2000s. There were still remnants of SourceSafe when I worked there (2010 to 2013).

I remember TFS had locks for binary files. There was one time we had to figure out how to remove locks held by an ex-employee - they were doing a big branch merge when they left the company, and left all the files locked. It didn't automatically drop the locks when their account was deleted.

They had a bunch of VB6 COM components last modified in 1999 that I'm 80% sure are still in prod today. It was still working and Microsoft were still supporting VB6 and Classic ASP, so there wasn't a big rush to rewrite it.

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[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Oh god, thanks for that fucking PTSD bomb

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[-] darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 104 points 1 week ago

The first version control system I ever used was CVS and it was first released in 1986 so it was already old and well established when I first came to use it.

Anyone in these past forty years not using a version control system to keep track of their source code have only themselves to blame.

[-] barsoap@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago

CVS was, for the longest time, the only player in the FLOSS world. It was bad, but so were commercial offerings, and it was better than RCS.

It's been completely supplanted by SVN, specifically written to be CVS but not broken, which is about exactly as old as git. If you find yourself using git lfs, you might want to have a look at SVN.

Somewhat ironically RCS is still maintained, last patch a mere 19 months ago to this... CVS repo. Dammit I did say "completely supplanted" already didn't I. Didn't consider the sheer pig-headedness of the openbsd devs.

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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 21 points 1 week ago

And Claude, off course.

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[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 90 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, the elusive AI "programmers".

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 week ago
[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago

Yeah this what you get when you code based on vibes.

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 86 points 1 week ago

I just want to pause a moment to wish a "fuck you" to the guy who named an AI model "Cursor" as if that's a useful name. It's like they're expecting accidental google searches to be a major source of recruitment.

[-] brian@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

they are the first thing that comes up when searching "cursor" in both ddg and google, so I think they're doing ok

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

Yes, that is the problem I wanted to acknowledge, thank you for clarifying.

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[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 76 points 1 week ago

Forget git. Sending zip files into discord once in a while it the way to go.

[-] easily3667@lemmus.org 28 points 1 week ago

Congrats discord now owns your code forever

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[-] yarr@feddit.nl 73 points 1 week ago

It's a scary amount of projects these days managed by a bunch of ZIP files:

  • Program-2.4.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED2.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED-final.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED-final-REAL.zip
  • Program-2.4-FIXED-FINAL-no-seriously.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-use-this.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-use-this-2.zip
  • Program-2.4-working-maybe.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-BUGFIX-LAST-ONE.zip
  • Program-2.4-FINAL-BUGFIX-LAST-ONE-v2.zip
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[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

if this is real, that's the kind of people who should be worried about being replaced by an ai

it's also Claude

lmao

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 23 points 1 week ago

Was playing around with it. It's neat tech. It's interesting all the side projects I can spin up now. It absolutely cannot replace an engineer with a brain.

I've caught so many little things I've had to fix, change. It's an amazing way to kick off a project, but I can't ever trust blindly what it's doing. It can get the first 80% of a small project off the ground, and then you're going to spend 7x as long on that last 20% prompt engineering it to get it right. At which point I'm usually like "I could have just done it by now".

I see kids now blindly trusting what it's doing, and man are they going to fall face first in the corporate world. I honestly see a place for vibe coding in the corporate world. However I also see you still needing a brain to stitch it all together too.

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[-] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago

Fake developer doesn't use version control. Big surprise.

[-] zovits@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago

It's actually reassuring to see that despite all warnings and doomsayers there will still be opportunities for programmers capable of solving problems using natural intelligence.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

If anything it feels like we're the doomsayers trying to warn people that their AI bullshit won't ever work and they're just not listening as they lay off the masses and push insecure and faulty code.

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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Just save your prompts and vibes in a Google doc dude

[-] beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 week ago

Good thing it's deterministic, oh wait 😃

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[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago

Don't worry, I'm sure Cursor will be able to clobber your git history and force push to master any day now

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[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 43 points 1 week ago

Acts like SVN and CVS didn't exist

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[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

~/Dev/Project/file.ext~2025-03-20-Backup-6

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 42 points 1 week ago

You need a USB C “Power Ctrl+Z” key. Unlike the regular Ctrl+Z key one of these bad boys is capable of reversing edits across system reboots until as far back as when you originally plugged it in.

[-] jad@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

Sounds to me like a glorified keylogger 😭

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[-] blade_barrier@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 week ago
[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Ahh yes, programming by vibe. The vibe is always dumbass. Just steal code that has already been explained to you like everyone else.

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[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 33 points 1 week ago

subversion. those were the days...

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[-] stopforgettingit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 week ago
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[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

Don't trust anyone who can't spell 'oops'.

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[-] Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org 21 points 1 week ago

Just a heads up, it you don't know how to use cli git in 2025 you're probably a shit developer. There are undoubtedly exceptions, but I would argue not knowing version control intimately makes you a bad developer.

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[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
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[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

Git wasn't the first version control software. I remember using sccs back in 1991 and apparently it was written all the way back in 1972 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Source_Code_Control_System

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