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"For every unpaid for grain of rice, I will create a new food desert." - Bezos, probably.
What about all the unpaid wages?
That's the loophole for the 13th amendment. We all get convicted of theft because we steal to survive then they put us back in our same jobs as wards of the state for no pay. It's the real long game.
Those lead to more Amazon distribution centres.
Nice dig at Target.
Why does it feel like so many ppl in the comments ate the onion?
For fun, try asking the produce employees how much they "cull" every week. Remember, it's not theft if you do it to yourself!
this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023
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