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[-] technomad@slrpnk.net 72 points 2 weeks ago

Fold that mofo over like a taco and mau down like a champ.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago

Speed running an international incident any%

[-] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Hold on, if you can't cut it and you can't fold it, how do you eat it?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 44 points 2 weeks ago

It's not for eating. It's for taking pictures to post on Instagram. A decorative pizza.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

is that why uropeeans are so thin?

[-] naticus@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

No you're definitely supposed to eat it, but with a straw.

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[-] belluck@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

Who says you can’t cut it?

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[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

if you can't cut it

lol

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[-] unhrpetby@sh.itjust.works 70 points 2 weeks ago

If you're going to censor something, use an opaque black shape. These half-ass censorship attempts are ridiculous.

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Agreed to an extent but there's a good chance that was OOP on that one and honestly, the few pixel wide slices of skin and curly hair are only recognizable to the fantasy AI face recognition from boomer TV shows.

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 42 points 2 weeks ago

Except that the original post from TikTok or insta (can't tell which was first) wasn't even censored, and some dumbass on reddit added the crayon scribbles.

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Well if OOP put an uncensored one up, like I believe in right to be forgotten in theory I just don't think it'll ever happen as it just takes one character, or even AI to grab a copy and we're never going to, in a practical sense have the skynet/statzi combo that'll stop your image from circulating if you put it online at this point.

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[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Americans be like "I traveled all the way to Hamburg and they ain't even got the GigaMcAssblaster Five-Pounder wit' ranch waffle fries and a gallon jug o' Mountain Dew."

[-] Miaou@jlai.lu 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ah Belgium (or maybe NL?) definitely the place for authentic Italian pizza (that one looks good though)

Edit: likely NL

[-] pro_user@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

Seems to be La Perla in Amsterdam (the Netherlands). The logo matches the wine glass, the address matches the visible street sign, and most important: the place sells pizza.

Their website

[-] sunbytes@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Haha yeah the beers are from D'ij Brewery in Amsterdam.

And the red brick streets are very Dutch too.

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[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

it's mayonnaise and some other shit mixed together especially sugar. Americans use it to forget what vegetables taste like.

Pizza is a vegetable in America

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

For my sanity, I refuse to put those points together.

[-] omega_x3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Good ranch is sour cream with other shit mixed in to hide the taste of vegetables.

[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 weeks ago

The best ranch ive had was actually made with buttermilk and was good with a lot of things, mostly fried foods.

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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

It's where the pizzas roam free under the clear blue sky, while the pizzaboys herd them.

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[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

do europeans eat burritos with a fork and knife too?

[-] jerakor@startrek.website 18 points 2 weeks ago

I believe the rule is any food that is perfect for eating on the road while you drive 45min from your first job, to your second part time night shift job. All of that kind of food doesn't exist in Europe or at least isn't popular for some reason.

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[-] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 weeks ago

What are these "Burritos"?

[-] ebolapie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Delicious is what they are

[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Depends on the burrito. If it looks small enough that I can finish it without it starting to fall apart in my hands, then I probably can eat it that way. Most of the burritos in the local texmex places though? Yuge.

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

We leave our little donkeys to graze on the fields and grow up to become big donkeys.

We certainly don't stick them with knives and forks!

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[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

Uncultured swine.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] naticus@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

You can't even get a Baja Blast at a Kentacohut over there?

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