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Florida debates lifting some child labor laws to fill jobs vacated by undocumented immigrants. (lite.cnn.com)
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Florida has been working for years to crack down on employers that hire undocumented immigrants. But that presented a problem for businesses in the state that are desperate for workers to fill low-wage and often undesirable jobs.

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[-] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 71 points 1 week ago

Great to see Republican embracing who they are: Child abusers.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 week ago

Good news: nobody needs a chimney sweep these days

Bad news: we have even more dangerous mechanical monsters that could use little hands

Florida always 1 uping itself.

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 36 points 1 week ago

Fuck dem kids, right Florida? Those little fingers are great for picking fruit. /s

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 19 points 1 week ago

Fuck dem kids, right

Don't worry they are on that too.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 29 points 1 week ago

We DoNt NeEd MiNiMuM wAgE lAwS, ThE mArKeT fOrCeS pAy ChAnGeS!

....riiiiiiight.

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 22 points 1 week ago

I really thought this was the onion. Satire is dead. Republicans are scum.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 1 week ago

Florida doesn't have mines, so how could the minors yearn for the mines?

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

The mines are metaphorical now.

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

this must be what they mean when they said they're taking our (kids) jobs

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

lol ok sure. Fucking go for it. I have genuinely stopped caring about whatever fucking idiocy goes on below the mason dixon line at this point. Fucking confeds.

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 points 1 week ago

Fuck dem kids, right Florida? Those little fingers are great for picking fruit. /s

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