People are putting health bars in their posts now? Shit, I've got to get on this.

Edit:

Why does the one have four heads?

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coughloop

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

coughloop

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thyrell 1m
gods greatest gift was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth so that we might never run dry of the joy of seeing a cool rock

..ive been such a fool

thyrell

thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day

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coughloop

*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*

thyrell

ow what the hell

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Jesus Christ Marie, they're not rocks, they're minerals!

Enjoy cool rocks while you can, you might get shipped off to war and your brother gets both depression and a hero complex over it, causing him to get sold into slavery where he bonds a wind elemental.

I wonder how long till we run out of skipping stones and have to resort to artificial ones

THYRELL