To skip small talk politely I will usually use "Hey (person's name) what's going on?" Which I use for my daily post as well. I try to sound positive. This way I sound interested in them and not put upon.
I’ve always found this to be out of place at work. I get about 3-4 soliciting calls a day and they all lead with this line. All of our actual customers jump straight to business. “Hey. I was wondering if I could put in an order?”
I open with “Thank you for calling –. My name is –. What can I do for you today?”
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