Except they don't even read their own book.

Yeah I’m not so sure about this haha. I work in academia, and there is quite the abundance of closed mindedness and dogmatism.

The more you know, the more you know you don't know.

The less you know, the less you know you don't know.

Religion: I don't know everything...but my god does!

I met people on both sides that had either of those attitudes.
The "I'm always right because I have a PHD" is not uncommon, even on fields not covered by their education. At the same time, I've met many religious people (Muslims, Hindus, Christians) that for them religion was a private, personal aspect that helped them deal with their lives. As a kind of a routine, something done time and time again enough to clear up their minds from stress and give them an anchor when lost.

I'm not religious, but I believe in freedom and the pursuit of happiness, and I support anyone as long as it doesn't interfere with other's.

"I'm 14 and this is deep."

Religion is a scam built to take advantage and control the uneducated masses.

This isn't true at all. It all depends on the person. People could fit into:

Religion - I know everything. Religion - I don't know enough. Science - I know everything. Science - I don't know enough.

You know, some people even love both religion and science!

Edgy 14yo post

Sometimes religion: "it requires faith, therefore we can and should stop learning."

I get the sentiment, but check out the length of the Taoist cannon, it would challenge even some modern day myth lengths like Marvel super hero comics.