When Life Gives you a Lemon ... (piefed.jeena.net)

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[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager!

[-] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons!

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

Make beef stew.

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