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Dryer Settings (lemmy.world)
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[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 69 points 2 weeks ago

Guy in the beige shirt accidentally came out wearing his little brother's face.

[-] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

Hahaha this response deserves its own post in this community. 🤣

[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Alex Horne got jacked.

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[-] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 52 points 2 weeks ago

This is an example of more dollars than sense. They look terrible and paid good money for the privilege.

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[-] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

That second guy is one fart away from a public nudity charge.

[-] don@lemm.ee 41 points 2 weeks ago

I’m not a complete fucking bellend.

[-] D_C@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

I'm at 89% on the bellend-o-meter myself at the moment, I'm afraid that if I go over 90% I'll have to dress like them!!

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 41 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I don't think you should subject everyone in public to having to see the entire shape of your cock and balls in pants that are so tight you can't even walk in them.

[-] solomon42069@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago

Well I'm a pervert, and that's a hard disagree from me. Very hard.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 33 points 2 weeks ago

I can't stand tight clothes especially shirts. There are very few things more annoying and uncomfortable than a shirt that desperately wants to burrow into your armpit.

As for the pants I can't say I'd enjoy needing a changing partner:

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 33 points 2 weeks ago

"What's preventing you from dressing like this?"

My moderate self esteem.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

What's preventing me? For one, actually having taste in clothing.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I am not dressing for you. I am dressing for my own comfort and to satisfy legal requirements.

[-] Aganim@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Men, what's preventing you to dress like this?

The fact that my girlfriend would die from laughter if I did.

[-] Wanpieserino@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Life insurance for her, buddy

[-] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 21 points 2 weeks ago

They've all got chicken legs

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Left guy is fine, I think. Proportional and his clothes fit. The ripped knees are questionable but w/e if he wants to tell us he's on his knees all day I won't judge.

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[-] M137@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Not wanting to look like Douchebag McDouchebagface is what's stopping people from looking like that.

[-] Spicy_Canada_Dry@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

i dont want my balls squished. and want to be comfortable

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

My nuts would never forgive me

[-] Trilobyte@feddit.uk 18 points 2 weeks ago

They almost look shrink wrapped

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 17 points 2 weeks ago

Because I don't shop in the kids section.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 2 weeks ago

Also I try not to wear plastics.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago
  • I prefer to wear socks
  • I used to be fat, so skin tight shirts don't look good on me
  • I like button up shirts
  • In cool weather when I wear long trousers, I prefer not to have my ankles frozen
  • In hot weather I'm keeping as much of my legs bare as available men's bottom wear allows

All in all I don't like that style. I knew a boy who liked that style as a youth, he was a arsehole

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Walking in with my pants rolled up to mid-calf and the knees busted out like I've been giving head at the local truck stop for the last three weeks. I've got a full head of hair, yet I insist on shaving everything but the crown. I absolutely cannot grow a beard, and I refuse to get a proper shave. I'm wearing a watch in the year 2025, purely to show off how much money I can throw at one of the only allowed men's accessories. Neck. Tattoos. There's a 50/50 chance I'm wearing socks.

The entire cast of the Jersey Shore is lining up to get my number. Everyone else is staying at the distance necessary not to smell the patchouli.

[-] slouching_employer@lemmy.one 15 points 2 weeks ago

Give it about ten years and the popular style will pendulum back to fitted/tight clothing.

Just like it was before the current baggy trend and after the previous baggy trend, which was preceded by another tight trend, which was preceded by another baggy trend, and so on and so on

I wonder how much momentum there is in that pendulum?

I think it started swinging (at least in America) in the 30's. Between the scarcity of the depression and rationing during the war, fashions tended toward minimal. Then in the abundance of the 50's you got big puffy poodle skirts and zoot suits because we finally had a surplus.

[-] rivan@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago

Dudes look like a still image for a gay fashion themed Sims 4 pack

[-] Bremmy@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

The gays probably have better fashion sense

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[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago

I've managed to buy clothes since I left the eighth grade.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Their arms are as big as their thigh. How can you even do that?

[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 59 points 2 weeks ago

By skipping leg day

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

Skipping leg day

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They are suffering from Upside-Down Light Bulb Syndrome.

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[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

The ability to move without squeaking.

[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 12 points 2 weeks ago

Because I don’t aspire to drive an Audi.

[-] EySkibidiBabBab@feddit.dk 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Because I'm 55 years old and would—shockingly—even appear more of a buffoon than they?

Seems like a fairly good reason to me.

Short socks make me feel gross

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[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

They give off dbag vibes

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago
  • You will have my sword
  • And my axe
  • And my bow
  • I'm looking for Horcruxes
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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Totally not gay, bro

[-] discreetelite@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago

The one lad has gone baggy what is he hiding

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Junk too big, I'm too fat, and it's a douchy style when taken to the extreme of the photo. Wearing well fit clothes is good, but this is something else.

I regularly have trouble finding pants where the crotch doesn't crush things or make it look like I'm smuggling sausage, the waist is wide enough, and the legs don't look like they're parachutes. Usually settle for two of the three.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago

What's this? The chess club? Robotics? They look like nerds. Twerps even. Real dorks.

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