I have dreamt of having three vaginas before; I've never dreamt about being immune to rabies. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I dunno, as a human, I enjoy my vagina a fair bit, and rabies has never been a problem. Id go for this choice too.

Unless it comes with 3 uterusses too, in which case I'd rather eat ticks.

Sure, if you just focus on the rabies. But if you invest based on the vagina to rabies ratio, you'll see good returns.

Some people think they are so ugly they are cute. However, when you suddenly surprise one on a dark path in the middle of the night, they are less cute and more nightmare fuel. The "recently revived road kill" look they usually sport, along with the teeth and the hissing, and the raised claws (very much all a defensive posture, but try telling that to the shit in my pants) don't do much to endear them to people that live around them.

I just saw one two nights ago. They're just what many people would call "ugly," look dirty, and they get into trash and whatnot. I'm my experience, they're less aggressive than racoons, so I don't mind them. Really, people should properly secure their trash anyhow.

They’re too fucking adorable and won’t attack humans. How DARE they?!

When I was a kid, I had a series of rodents, including rats. I always thought it was really cool how my rats, when walking along a tenuous surface, would wrap (or attempt to wrap) their tails around the object (usually my arm) to provide themselves security from falling.

I don't know if possums do the same, I've never encountered one, but your "amazing creatures" interjection reminded me of that.