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[-] Bzdalderon@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Honestly, let it all fall. I'm only just about to start investing, this just looks like the best buy opportunity of my life.

[-] TheKracken@lemmy.world 125 points 1 day ago
[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Insider trading to make his masters get even richer and give them control of the country. Dissolve public institutions, then tank the economy so billionaires can buy up everything at an insane discount.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Well, that'll happen if you sniff too much glue

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Turn that baby upsidedown!

[-] Armand1@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Make America checks notes Poor Again!

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

Too bad it's all imaginary. yet somehow despite being imaginary it has real consequence.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Silly lemming, consequences are for poors!

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Your bank balance is imaginary too

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Shhh, don't tell the wife.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

I purposefully pulled my entire 401k to try to keep the train rolling.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

I just got done reading a post about 40k (Warhammer) and got sad that you had to pull your entire army off the field.

I mean I guess pulling your 401k is a sign of impending doom too.

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

It's settled I'm moving my 401k over to 40k it's a better long term investment

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Typical Yanks having to make their versions of stuff even bigger.

[-] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Love the commitment to the cause

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Do you guys feel like you have more money now than four years ago?

[-] Aux@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

That looks an awful lot like a pandemic mini crash. If you invest in ETF right now, you'll make shit loads of money out of thin air next year.

[-] 10001110101@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Not sure if serious. Recession is almost certain, and the only fiscal "stimulus" that's likely to come is tax cuts. Will probably turn into a depression. But even the Great Depression had a huge amount of fiscal stimulus and progressive reforms to help get out of it. Not to mention, the crashing of the economy appears to be purposeful:

[-] Aux@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Pretty serious. Recessions affect different layers of the economy at different times. First markets crash, but your income and job security stays the same. Then markets plateau, but workers start losing jobs. Finally, markets start to grow again, but you're still living under the bridge.

If you're not a billionaire, this is the best time to invest - you still have a job, but markets are going down rapidly. You won't have cash later on.

[-] pewpew@feddit.it 0 points 19 hours ago

I usually hate political memes but this is too funny to watch

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 7 points 1 day ago

🎶🎵Gonna find my stocks, gonna hold em tight, gonna move somewhere with urban blight, can’t afford my condo or Cyber Truck and my big tiddie lady don’t give a fuck…oohhh I’m wanna jump but now I live on the second flooooorr. iiiii may end up being a blond crack whoooorrreee…🎵🎶🎵🎶

Guess that tune y’all

[-] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Afternoon Delight

I forgot what meme I was looking at and how obvious this was lol, I thought I was so clever for reading it that way the first time.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Old Town Road

[-] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

🎶 The Dow Jones just fell down to zero
🎵 And it's gonna be a fine, swell day

[-] Banana_man@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

Everything's gonna fall down to the ground and turn grey!

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