om, geologist here, fyi to all the penguins out there you have been dealing with ICE as a species for 10s of millions of years +
What type of rock is a penguin, pick boy
Think these might be creationist penguins.
You know what, you are right.
God did create penguins 10,000 years ago.
This is literally the only thing God did though, for the entire universe. Everything else here on earth is a product of evolution and natural selection, including the whole "mammals" thing, God seemed to only care about penguins which God spent a longgggg time on designing for some reason??? This is a major question in theology.
Countless freshman theology students have sat there trying to rationalize why God would only seem to care about designing a bird that doesn't even fly in the air, what does it mean? How can God love us all if he only paid attention to getting just the right shape to the flippers on penguins?
...Alas, every lifelong pilgrim along the path of spiritualism has to grapple with these questions and the fact that they don't have answers.
No other evidence of God creating things before or after The Penguin Genesis has been found.
There are some indications that God created them more than 10000 years ago, and that they used to be as big as humans. It makes one wonder if the K-T extinction event was triggered solely so that there wouldn't be anything big enough to eat God's only begotten creation.
But you merely adopted the ICE. We were born in it, molded by it. The only warmth we knew was that of our parents bellies and feet, and by then it was nothing to us but burning. The agents betray you because they work for me. We will show you where we made our home, whilst we prepare to bring justice. Then, we will break you .
"Why did you tweet it in all caps?"
"Bruh have you seen the ice around here?"
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