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[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago

Will cost $25.000 but you can also pay in 12.400 eggs

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 5 points 10 months ago

That’s pretty optimistic, assuming the price of eggs will go down. /s

[-] beastlykings@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago

/s is understood.

But on a serious note, eggs have come down around me in Michigan. The cheap eggs are around $5 a dozen, which to be clear is still ridiculous. But it beats the $7-8 it was

[-] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 10 months ago

$25 is almost a steal (because in English we use the decimal point . as our decimal separator).

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

That's gonna be 5 eggs and even then it would be overpaying.

[-] loaf@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago

We think you're going to love it

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

...and if not, you're woke!!

[-] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 10 months ago

They finally figured out how to make the battery replacable.

[-] The_Hideous_Orgalorg@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Nah, that case would be glued together so tight you'd have to destroy it to get it open.

[-] nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 10 months ago

With a modern lithium battery that size, this would hold the charge for a lifetime

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 10 months ago

Unless HP makes the battery.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

and it would give your arms a workout.

[-] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

where they getting American lithium?

[-] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Comes with a free carrying bag

[-] Botzo@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Don't forget the complimentary gram of cocaine.

[-] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 10 months ago

Two tin cans and a length of string, but the cans are Heinz

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Well, at least they are building the new phone from recycled materials....

[-] Zier@fedia.io 6 points 10 months ago
[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

The horrific thing is that with rate that mobile phone sports betting is ripping through the U.S. this would save a lot of people's lives.

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 6 points 10 months ago

Some years ago i was kind of shocked that gambling was pretty illegal in america. Then i thought the whole las vegas thing makes sense. Then they legalized sports gambling and online casinos a few years ago and americans just burn through 100s of billions of dollars a year ever since. That is fucking horrific

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Wait until you learn how the US education system is propped up by lottery 'earnings'

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago

Ey, that's a good ad campaign "Apple saves lives"

[-] PostaL@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Probably even the brick from the picture is made in china.

iPhone 17 will be more like two paper cups with a string

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

You bet that Apple manages to make even that hard to repair.

[-] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

it commands respect, no one is going to mess with you when your phone is a literal brick that can be thrown through someone's window or break someones jaw

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

Can it play snake?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

Emits so much radiation that it will give you brain cancer.

I actually knew a traveling salesman in the 90s who used one of these. He was on it literally all day every day because his company was paying for it. He was in industrial sales for a mining company and they really didn't care how much any of it cost. So he would make his business calls as well as personal calls just for anything with anyone. He used to brag all the time that he was on a long distance call and talk for an hour.

In about 2005 he was diagnosed with cancer and they found a brain tumor on the right side of his head .... the same side he held the phone all the time.

The only thing they could determine was his phone use ..... and the fact that he most likely overused the thing.

[-] brisk@aussie.zone 13 points 10 months ago

Mobile phone radiation is non-ionising. There is no known mechanism for it giving you cancer. Regardless of mechanism there's ample research on the topic, and no sign of a link

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

Whatever happened to Jill Stein anyway?

[-] Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

She’s still working in the same career field: Pretend Presidential Candidate That Funnels Money Away From Local Races where Greens Could Actually Compete And Erode The Two Party Duopoly.

[-] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

being silenced by a police state after speaking up against genocide.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

Is that the take now? I figured it would be her and RFK jr were having dinner at the Kremlin. How soon we forget.

[-] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

she was arrested for protesting and is now facing trumped up charges related to the incident

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago
[-] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

you no what's crazy is Democrats lost that election too and they're not willing to do something that brave. where's Harris assaulting officers and resisting arrest for gaza?

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

But was it the same in the 90ies?

[-] brisk@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago

Microwave ovens are also non-ionising. Non-ionising radiation can cause things to heat up, but lacks the subtle damage that ionising radiation can do.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

My bad, edited.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Hey now it may not have been the radiation, could've been some of the phones materials leaching into his skin and causing cancer. I used to work estate sales and I once found one of these phones in the back of a closet thing (it was about 6 inches wide) which had somehow liquifide, it looked like it was melting down over time. I have never seen a piece of plastic do that so I have no clue what the fuck caused that but I would not be surprised if the reason I have never seen that is cause the plastic caused cancer and was broadly banned.

[-] notsure@fedia.io 2 points 10 months ago

...that is the same theory behind Ted Kennedy's tumor, once he was able to use the phone all the time(cellular phone) he never stopped using it

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago

Look you have to thank Gene Roddenberry for this invention.

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