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Sure, there was the attempted assassination of Reagan and the fears for Obama as the first black President, but in those cases it was a lone nutter rather than a conspiracy.

How long can Trump crash the market before an angry billionaire decides to take him out? The remaining Koch brother is already pouring money into legal challenges against Trump...

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[-] HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth 244 points 1 week ago

100% chance but mostly because i think that the plan

  1. Let trump do what he want
  2. Kill trump
  3. Put a puppet like vance in is place
  4. Use trump death to do what they want with the reason of stopping the big bad left
[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 94 points 1 week ago

I've been saying this for months. How long until 47 "has a stroke."

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

Had some polonium tea, fell out a window, then shot himself in the back of the head.

[-] Burninator05@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Corner's report: Looks like suicide to me.

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[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 172 points 1 week ago

A public assassination like Kennedy’s is meant to send a message. Trump would just have a cardiac event and never come out of the hospital. The real issue will be that he’s old and fat and eats trash, so he could have a legit health problem and die from natural causes easily at his age.

But then, President JD Vance. I don’t think anyone but Peter Thiel and Elon Musk want that. Trump sucks, but he’s the devil you know. Vance could be turboHitler or just hand the whole country to Silicon Valley. Rule by ChatGPT may be the worst of all possible worlds.

[-] aaron@lemm.ee 62 points 1 week ago

YES. This guy gets it. Nobody understands how lucky we are to have this fuckwit as president. Do you see all these actual fascists constantly up in his prostate? Trump was a proof of concept. These taint-lickers are panting to have control. Let's see how his mouth-breathing paint-eating constituency acts when this fat fuck is dead. Probably no different, but maybe.

[-] joekar1990@lemmy.world 99 points 1 week ago

Yeah but the difference is Trump has the magnetism and Vance doesn't? Usually when a cult leader dies the whole cult kinda fizzles out.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

Tell that to the Christians. You might even say their leader dying sparked the whole thing.

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 1 week ago

It was much easier to fake a resurrection back then.

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[-] aaron@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

I think what you call "magnetism" is the balls to straight up lie to your supporters like they're stupid. Seriously, I think Trump demonstrated that you can just say whatever feels good and people will accept it with zero regard for reality. That's what was assumed false before Trump. I think they know the game plan now.

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[-] DontMakeMoreBabies@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

WE ARE NOT LUCKY TO HAVE A FUCKING HALF-DEAD RETARD AS PRESIDENT. THIS IS NOT OKAY AT ANY FUCKING LEVEL.

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

Vance has no conviction behind anything he ever says. Just google "jd vance never trump" and I'm sure you'll find a slew of videos from a few years ago where he was saying he's "a never trump guy".

Kinda funny how quickly he spread his asshole to present himself for trump then.

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[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Trump crashing the economy, Trump dying from whatever, Vance taking over and taking credit for any kind of recovery sounds almost like its planned.

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[-] Kaboom@reddthat.com 102 points 1 week ago

There's already been like five attempts, and two of them got shots off. Eventually, someone might get lucky.

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 62 points 1 week ago

If they get lucky, we all get lucky

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 48 points 1 week ago

I'm up all night to get lucky.

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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not sure Vance is much of a gain over Trump. How far down the chain would one have to go to find someone palatable?

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

No idea, but I'm not opposed to finding out.

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Hitler survived 30+ attempts, so don't count on it. The people running this simulation wants to watch us suffer.

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[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 week ago

I don't think it's at all likely. Trump knows he's hated, and he isn't about to go and do a parade in a convertible. More importantly, the secret service knows he's hated and know they screwed up huge in letting someone take a shot at him, so they've dialed security up to 11.

Reagan and JFK were shot at a time when they had extremely high approval ratings. It was probably harder for the secret service to stay focused and for everyone to take threats seriously when that was the case.

This isn't a Hollywood movie where a billionaire can go on the dark web and hire The Jackal or something. If they were to try to place a hit, most of The Jackals out there are probably feds posing as hitmen.

But, let's say somehow a billionaire could find people willing to make the attempt. Trying to assassinate the US president is a suicide mission. If someone tries to do it as a lone gunman, they're going up against the entire secret service. They may get the attack in, but they're almost certainly not going to get away. If it's a group of attackers, the more people, the more communications, the more communications, the more opportunities for the NSA to spot them.

And, this is one time we don't have to worry about nation-states attacking the president. The US is punching itself in the dick over and over right now. If you're someone who wants the US to fail, you just have to stand by and watch. In fact, if an enemy's surveillance of the US turned up a plan to kill Trump, they'd probably warn the secret service to make sure Trump stays in power as long as possible.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i had a friend in the drama department in college. he was an idiot. he was one of those guys who got older every year but his girlfriends didn't. a few years after we all graduated, we all went our ways. word made it through the grapevine one day because we all got google alerts. he'd been arrested by the feds, and not for statutory like we'd all first assumed. nah, he couldn't get a job after college so he tried to convince an undercover ATF officer to engage in some light terrorism/treason as a way of blowing off steam. funniest thing is, my mom and that ATF officer's wife go on vacation together like twice a year (they lived in my hometown for fifteen years, we're friends).

uh, fuck. i'm sure there was a point to this story. if i remember i'll get back to it.

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[-] shaggyb@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago

If we're being real, it's not likely at all. He's probably safer than Biden was.

Not only does the secret service impose incredibly tight security (not perfect, mind you), but Trump doesn't go anywhere except the White House and his shithole golf course.

In order to assassinate him, it would probably have to be an inside job. That seems exceptionally unlikely.

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[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 47 points 1 week ago

Martyrdom is an honour that Trump doesn’t deserve. If we are lucky, he will die in prison of old age.

[-] s08nlql9@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago

We will never be lucky, so somebody shoot him now

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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

Statistically, he'll die of poor health in the next four years. He's very unhealthy, and very old. Medicine can only do so much.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 29 points 1 week ago

We thought that when he got covid though.

Some people are kept alive through sheer meanness.

[-] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 35 points 1 week ago

My hypothesis: narcissistic people live longer, because they apply the placebo effect at all times to themselves.

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[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 week ago

I'm surprised it hasn't been taken care of already.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

There's definitely been a few attempts (though I'm not convinced they weren't false flags)

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[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 33 points 1 week ago

Something that will really perk up my attention is if people start shooting at his security. That will indicate anger is so ripe that even protecting him makes you a target.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago

I hear he's planning a parade even bigger than Anwar Sadat's.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

It's hard to say. He's definitely closer to it than any president since JFK. But security is way better these days. And before the FBI comes knocking on my door, this is just an objective analysis.

We've already had a shooter with a near miss. So clearly there's the will to do this among some segment of the population. Probably a conservative who feels betrayed or person who is truly far left, (not just a progressive).

However, security during the campaign and for JFK was a lot less than it is now. It's going to be a lot harder to get close enough with a rifle. If you think of a plan the USAA has already thought about it and probably has a counter of some sort.

So while he's definitely the closest, I don't think we'll see another president assassinated unless they do something truly stupid like gut the USSS.

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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think he's more likely to have a massive Big Mac Attack and just keel over. Which would be a good thing because his opportunist coattail riders will claw each other to pieces trying to be the top dog, or rat or cockroach. It will frag the whole Magapublican party. I just wish he'd hurry it up. Chow down, Donny boy.

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[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Shitty people seem to be indestructible, like Hitler and the bunker bomb. Stalin died of a stroke (probably).

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[-] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 28 points 1 week ago

Official death reason: assassination

Actual death reason: hit by a golf ball.

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[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

I would love to see it but the real change can only come from dems sweeping midterms.

There is a whole order of succession which empowers the christofascit VP and then christofascist house speaker, christofascist senate leader, christofascist secretary of state, etc.

There is a chance the cult of personality crumbles, but also a chance he becomes a martyr.

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[-] tty5@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

As much as I hate the guy I hope he isn't killed. The last thing we need is republicans having a martyr, especially before they find out how bad for them he is.

With tariff fallout there are decent chances they will not have a majority for a long time. After the tariff act of 1930 they went from having 14 seats more than democrats to a low of 16 seats out of 96 In senate in just 8 years. After that they had a senate majority once and congress majority twice in the next 50+ years.

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[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think by the time we hit 2026 there will be tens of millions who voted MAGA who wish that last year's attempt would have succeeded, but logistically, it's basically impossible now. Anything that might get Trump would probably have to be powerful enough to take out a whole crowd, and that's just very unlikely.

It's also debatable whether it would even be a good thing. Political assassinations always have ramifications that weren't planned for, but on the other hand, Trump is basically a cult leader and cults always shrivel a bit when the leader passes on.

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[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

It’s a question that can’t really be answered until it can be answered

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I'd say 100% if there was any sort of karmic balance to the universe.

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[-] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago

i still wonder. HOW DID THAT ONE GUY MISS?!

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
  1. Range - Trump was over ~~300~~ 150 yards away from the shooter. Thanks for the correction

  2. Equipment - AR pattern rifles ( I think it was a Daniel defense) with a red dot sight. That setup is for quick target acquisition and field of view. It is not meant for hitting distant targets.

  3. Shooting conditions - The shots were taken outdoors, where there was a cross breeze.

  4. Difficult Target - if you've ever seen trump on stage, he has this weird wobble he does all the time, which shifts his head rapidly and unpredictably from side to side multiple feet. He had to get hit in the head too. He probably was wearing soft body armor at this point, and there are multiple ambulances nearby and he gets priority medical care. Anything less than instantly lethal would not take him out. So it had to be a headshot.

  5. Counter-fire. There are multiple trained and properly equipped snipers guarding trump. There was an armed policeman trying to get on the building with the shooter. This is not simply lying down at a range and taking your time.

TL; DR - it's not like videogames.

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[-] briever@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago
[-] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Highly unlikely and I hope to god it doesn't happen. Imagine the hagiography that would surround the piece of shit were that to happen.

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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Praying every day to gods I don't even believe in.

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[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Time travelers already tried and failed. It's a fixed point in time.

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