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[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Glad no one decided to make tortoise chowder out of him in those 192 years.

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dumb question: can Johnathan’s cataracts be fixed (a routine surgery on humans) so he can see Frederick is a guy? As a bonus, he could see food morsels without the need of olfaction.

I also wonder if the loss of olfaction and sight mean Johnathan can’t recognize the sex of a partner even if it was right in front of him.

I understand he might really be a gay tortoise, but he could also be gay by necessity.

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