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[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Anyway you want it in my ass

[-] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck you in my head in my ass.

[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I need a break in my ass

[-] jakemehoff11@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

1-800-EAT-SHIT in my ass, talk about kismet

(Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol, awesome band I just discovered)

[-] WandowsVista@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

like a stone in my ass

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Come and go in my ass~

[-] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Here comes the sun...

[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"German Sex Tourist" - in my ass

Well, mistress, the internet said it’s time for me to get pegged again.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Southern man in my ass

[-] banazir@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago

Evacuation in my ass? Sounds about right.

[-] ghostBones@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SilentObserver@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

Love-Hate-Sex-Pain in my ass.

I guess I’ll never listen to Godsmack the same again.

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[-] Carrot@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

Dumpster fire in my ass

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Hellfire" in my ass

[-] clubb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Embrace the endless ocean in my ass

[-] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Love for me too in my ass

[-] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

I Quit In My Ass

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's a great day to be alive in my ass

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[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

BACK AND FORTH in my ass - Sebastian Paul

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[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 4 points 2 weeks ago

And the beat goes on in my ass

[-] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Right Here, Right Now, in my ass.

[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Bat out of Hell in my Ass

[-] Maldreamer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Butterflies and Hurricanes in my Ass.

I love Muse!

[-] viduq@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

The look you give that guy in my ass

[-] muusemuuse@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Division by zero in my ass?

[-] drewbelloc@ani.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Raise your banner in my ass

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Modern Gas In My Ass

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Castles Made of Sand in my ass"

Sounds like normal evening after day at the beach.

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Bette Davis Eyes in my ass.

[-] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

That song is such a banger.

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

Popped into my head randomly today so I queued it up. The universe sent me that song just so it could be in my ass.

[-] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 3 points 2 weeks ago

Shivers in my ass

[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Heart shaped box in my ass.

[-] Thrydwulf@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

A Tenth of Myself in my ass

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Last time I saw this post, an old Czech song had just played on the radio…

"Bráním se dojetí" translates to "I resist being touched", apparently

[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Queen of the dark horizons in my ass

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[-] slingstone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Strawberry wine in my ass

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this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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