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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago
[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They wasted so much electricity coming up with that nonsense when they could have just said it's FLUID and maybe directed you to some kind of remedial education center.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

Hey, that's my doctor

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago

This confused the fuck out of my metric brain.

[-] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago

Fl oz. It’s not Florida, but fluid.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

TBF most of Florida is

[-] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

No, that's easy, 10 fl oz is equal to 3 psm (3 pissing marmots). And 100 fl oz is equal to 1 hesh itm (1 horny elephant shit in the morning).

[-] ogmios@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Yea, it confused me for a bit too long, as someone outside the US.

[-] TTH4P@lemm.ee 44 points 2 months ago

We call them "Flounces" actually.

[-] deeferg@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I've chosen to read it as "fluid ounces" for years, never once questioning "how is a fluid ounce different from a regular one?".

[-] freshcow@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

Fluid ounce is a measure of volume (8 fluid ounces per cup) ounces is a unit of weight (16 ounces per pound)

[-] deeferg@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The most confusing part of this to me is having this feeling of only remembering seeing floz on orange juice boxes, so it could have been Florida for all I knew. Thanks for the clarification that I'm only going partially insane!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

measures your solids in fluid ounces

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 months ago

It's the Murikan way to copy milliliters, which are the same as cubic centimeters volumetrically.

Fluid ounces are cubic nurples.

[-] Beacon@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

Huh? I just did a conversion and it says 1 fluid ounce equals 30 milliliters

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

The conversion process takes many computing cycles. I don't recommend typing it into Google too many times or it will cause brownouts in North Dakota.

[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

By pure coincidence, you've chosen to read it the exact way it's meant to be read.

[-] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago

If you only see the abbreviation fl oz and happen to live in Florida, I can see making the connection. People don't talk about ounces being both a volume (fl oz) and weight (oz) measurement. Go metric and you don't have to know!

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago

1 Florida Ounce is how much meth 1 Florida Man smokes before making 1 headline.

[-] blitzen@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

Subreddit is wrong, there are stupid questions.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

I know it means "fluid ounces" but every single time I see it my brain says "floral ounces".

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I just read it floz. Doesn't mean anything to my European ass, anyway.

2 flozes? Sure. Might as well be that.

[-] Retreaux@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Whoa mine does too I wonder why that is? What an odd assumption for a brain to make

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

My theory is something like fluid -> fluoride -> floral but who knows

[-] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

My French brain reads that as "Eiffel Oz" (like the wizard of Oz and the Eiffel tower).

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

With the metric system, this would not be an issue.

[-] nailingjello@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

I wonder if they like putting Kentucky Jelly on their toast.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago

When I was growing up in FL it was 'five fingers', but later was standardized to 28.35g.

[-] glorkon@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

That, in a nutshell, is a good indirect explanation for you if you're still unsure how it could happen that Trump got elected for a second term.

[-] tyler@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

That took me too long

[-] Freewheel@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 months ago

Growing up in Miami, I made that mistake too.

.... When I was six.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Oh grow up and use liters like normal people.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

They're like regular ounces, just more irregular.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I was thinking this was going to be something like a logsday post but then I realized it was just as weid but different.

[-] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Sounds like something someone from Florida would say

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