"Immortality comes at a terrible price. You think you know what dick chafing feels like. I haven't had skin on my shaft for the last two centuries."
That's a shock. And although changing my behavior won't be easy, I am DETERMINED to avoid anything that might make me live longer.
Just 3263? Pfft amateur, those are ROOKIE numbers
Fuck. I'm only at three a day....
this is beetle. he's as bad as can and he knows he's the best.
he's big, and he's strong, and he knows he's badder, and he knows what he gets. he knows what he knows, and he knows what he has, and he knows what he gets, he gets better. he's a tough guy, and he knows, he knows the best, I guess.
Just hanging round....
Twice a day and you start aging backwards.
*sighs* If I must...
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