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Twice a day and you start aging backwards.
Just for clarification: does it mean masturbating more than once a week increases life expectancy or masturbating less than three times increases life expectancy? The way it is written now could easily be misinterpreted, I’m unsure I’m doing the right thing.
10 percent per throw, calculating.
Do it, just to be safe :p
"Immortality comes at a terrible price. You think you know what dick chafing feels like. I haven't had skin on my shaft for the last two centuries."
That's a shock. And although changing my behavior won't be easy, I am DETERMINED to avoid anything that might make me live longer.
Just 3263? Pfft amateur, those are ROOKIE numbers
Fuck. I'm only at three a day....
this is beetle. he's as bad as can and he knows he's the best.
he's big, and he's strong, and he knows he's badder, and he knows what he gets. he knows what he knows, and he knows what he has, and he knows what he gets, he gets better. he's a tough guy, and he knows, he knows the best, I guess.
Just hanging round....
*sighs* If I must...
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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