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[-] PassingDuchy@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Being that person providing a better method halfway through a process. A cave person standing on top of another to cave art the ceiling? Halfway through I go "...You know you coulda just grabbed the log from outside, leaned it against the wall and climbed it". Someone halfway through whittling a bowl? "Oh, yeah, I saw some coconuts on the beach they'd be perfect".

I have the great hobby of Looking At Random Things, but the bad habit of assuming everyone else saw those things too so they must be doing what they're doing for a reason lol. That all said I'm sure I'd be dead from dysentery within a week or smtg, they wouldn't have to suffer me long.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

I would introduce them to scrumpy, then teach them to grow apples so we can make more.

[-] ChaosInstructor@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

looking like that...most likely not a Don Juan. so hunting and fishing, i could scare anything to death...

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[-] Carl@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Clan rock stacker.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

I'd be a good forager, gatherer and tracker. I have a knack for identifying plants and animals and spotting signs of their presence. I'm sure with a bit of training I could become decent at trapping too but I've never done that.

I'd also be good at art, be that cave wall painting or figurine sculpting/carving.

[-] Alloi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

tool making most likely. also fire keeping, and cooking.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago
[-] Commiunism@beehaw.org 3 points 3 months ago

Coal mining, I fucking love mining coal

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[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

You'd be a lot taller and probably also faster (maybe not stronger). You'd become a god-king in no time. Or be killed as a monster.

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Engineering and chemistry. You know, sharpening knives/arrows and distilling seawater into salt for food preservation.

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

test plant on grug before eating

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Hitting people with a cudgel

[-] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I feel like I could get flintknapping down pretty well.

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Not being on the internet

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I guess I could build a cart/waggon for easier transporting the dead animals the other guys hunted. Not sure if that would be much appreciated or if I just would be the weird guy again.

Maybe a plough would be more useful.

And building/improving shelter.

I could also make a fire after failing some time I suppose.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

I can imagine you making a rock hammer, and having to sit there and justify to people why the end has that weird flange. "It's for pulling things out!"

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Right, come to think of it, I definitely would be the weird guy that doesn't understand how the community works. I couldn't speak their language, wouldn't know their common practices and hierarchy.

I'd likely go (be exiled) on my own lonely journey (aaand thus quickly die).

[-] RedSnt@feddit.dk 3 points 3 months ago
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[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Dying from a decease.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I'm reasonably good at surviving pregnancy and childbirth, and nursing. Think all my other skills are only useful after the agricultural revolution.

[-] rainrain@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Digging holes with a shovel. I'm good at that.

Whittling. Drawing.

Meditation.

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[-] biofaust@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Counting and therefore distributing spoils fairly. I would become a well-loved chief and would probably get laid more than I currently do, although the hairy partners may not be of my liking.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

eh beauty is relative and you'd get used to it. It sounds like you'd be the village sandwich maker, and yes I can imagine that being a very prestigious position

[-] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Our ancestors measured time to keep track of the breeding seasons of their prey as to not exterminate the local populations... so most likely for that

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[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

I'd be the hairless monkey that stays up all night and talks to plants

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[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

Ironically, brute force. I would be great at hunting too!

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[-] buttwater@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

I'm good with plants, I'm observant, I like stargazing, I'm a good de-escalator. I'd probably an elder and end up doing some type of weather forecasting.

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[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago
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