They only have three fingers 🤔

I have no opinion of them, but I'm curious why advertising would imply untrustworthiness. Are you saying they're too eager or something? Spending money on ads is also consistent with a company that's making money by charging for a service — I'd be more suspicious of free VPNs.

Well you see, that's the hilarious part. You won't have those spiders anymore, the astronaut will. Floating in his tin can. Far above the moon. Planet earth is blue and there's nothing he can do. 🎸🎸🎸👏👏

And that's why you should use tools instead of trying to blow a house down if you wanna eat some little pigs.

That's no octocat! It has 10.1 tentacles by my count.

No expertise here, but I wonder if neurons are more excitable on LSD. If every cell in your retina and optic nerve is trigger happy, you'd see more in the dark. More noise, too, I suppose.

Wouldn't you think that the coffee pays for itself when you factor in productivity?

Shills for big foie gras?

I'm not young enough to know what "cap" and "no cap" mean

... yet

Papa triste

Did you know my grandfather was an alien? That makes me 1/4 alien and it's the reason I have x-ray eyes.